Santa, Banta & Bobby were going on a motorcycle:

Policeman gives hand to stop.

Santa shouted: Oye pagal, pehle he 3 bethe hain tu kahan baithega?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 983 views

American: Can U swim?

American: Can U swim?
Pathan: No

American: Dog is Better den u
bcz It Swims

Pathan: Can u swim?
American: Yes

Pathan: then whats the Difference between u & Dog.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Kiske Baap Ka Kya Jaata Hai?

Class Mein Maths Ka Teacher Aata Hai Aur Pappu Se Ek Sawal Puchhta Hai.

Teacher: “Samajh Tujhe Dus (10) Laddu Diye”

Pappu: “Sir, Mujhe Kab Diye?“

Teacher: “Samajh Na, Tere Baap Ka Kya Jata Hai”

Pappu: “Samajh Gaya, Sir”

Teacher: “Usmein Se Paanch (5) Tune Mujhe Diye To Tere Pass Kitne Bache?”

Pappu: “Bees”

Teacher: “Wo Kaise?”

Pappu: “Samajh Na, Tere Baap Ka Kya Jata Hai“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Budha Budhi Ki Kahani

Budha Budhi Ki Kahani

1 budha aya
7 me 1 budhiya ko laya

Hotel me ja k waiter ko bulaya
Dono ne apna-apna order mangaya

Pehle budhe ne khaya
budhiya ne pankha hilaya

Fir budhiya ne khaya
budhe ne pankha hilaya

Ye dekh k Waiter sharmaya or usne farmaya
Ai Laila Majnu k Maa Baap
Tum dono me itna pyar hai to khana 1 sath Q nhi khaya?

Is par
budhe ne farmaya
Beta tera sawal to nek hai

Par hmare pas Daanto ka set sirf ek hai:-D

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Lost In The Forest

A little girl and her dog are walking through the forest when they suddenly fall into a pit. They scramble and scramble but can't make their way out. The little girl yells, the dog barks, but no one is around to hear their calls for help. Slowly, the night sky turns black and they find themselves engulfed in utter darkness.

Off in the distance, the wolves begin howling. Each howl is louder and closer than the last.

The little girl holds the dog close to her chest and says sadly to the dog, "This is the worst mess in which ever have found ourselves, my darling Sparky."

"Yeah," the dog says, "we're really screwed."

"Sparky," the girl says, astonished, "I didn't know you could talk."

"Well," the dog says, "I was kinda waiting for the right time to tell you."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Aik admi hotel manager se

Aik admi hotel manager se: yeh tolya bohat ganda hai, hath saaf karne ke kabil nahin…,

manager: aap bhi ajeeb admi hain subah se 100 laog hath saaf kar chukkay hain aur kisi ne shakayet nahin ki

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)