A man really loved a woman, but he was just too shy to propose to her. Now he was up in his years and neither of them had ever been married. Of course, they dated about once a week for the past six years, but he was so timid he just never got around to suggesting marriage much less living together.

But one day, he became determined to ask her the question. So he calls her on the phone, "June."

"Yes, this is June."

"Will you marry me?"

"Of course I will! Who's this?"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 774 views

Pyar Kab Hota Hai?

Patni Ne Pati Ko Awaj Dete Hue Kaha: “Suno, Kya Aap Kitchen Se Garam Masala Le Kar Ayenge?”

Pati Gaya Aur Dhudne Ke Baad Bola: “Yaha Par To Nahi Hai”

Patni: “Mujhe Pata Tha Aapko Nahi Milega Isliye Main Pehle Se Hi Le Aayi Thi“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Tm tu khete they

Biwi : Tm tu khete they shadi k
Bad b mujh se pyar kro gay?
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Husband: mujhe kia pata tha k tmhari shadi mujh se
H ho gi…………………..D

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

little johney

Little Johnny is approached by the lifeguard at the
public swimming pool.
"You're not allowed to pee in the pool," said the
lifeguard. "I'm going to report you."
"But everyone pees in the pool," said Little Johnny.
"Maybe," said the lifeguard, "but not from the
diving board!"

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Int Ka Jawab Pathar

Ek Ladka Chinki Se Bola.

Ladka: “Apna Figure To Dekh Sirf Haddiya Hi Haddiya Hai”

Chinki Muskurate Hue: “Tabhi Main Sochhu Yeh Kutta Yahaan Kya Kar Raha Hai“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Yaar aaj mein bus ke peeche peecha

Santa : Yaar aaj mein bus ke peeche peecha daudkar three rupees bacha liye.
Banta : Kya yaar, tum to bahut murkh ho, agar taxi ke peeche bhagte to 100 rupees bachta!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)