Expiry Date Of Marriage

Wife: Honey: What are You Looking for in that paper?
Husband : Nothing.

Wife : Nothing...?? U've been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour ??

Husband : I was just looking for the expiry date.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1074 views
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