A young husband with an inferiority complex insisted he was just a little pebble on a vast beach.

The marriage counselor, trying to be creative, told him, "If you wish to save your marriage, you'd better be a little boulder."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 677 views

Din kam

98 years old man married to 18 years girl.
Media asked girl:
Aapne inme shadi ke liye kiya dekha??
Girl: Ek toh inki income aur
dorse inke din come

by @irha@ (few years ago!)

Chrsi chrs pe rha tha

Charsi Qabristan Me Churs P Rha Tha.
Police: Kya Kr Rhe Ho ?
Chrsi: Abu K Lia Dua.
Police: Ye To Bache Ki Qabr Hy.
Chrsi: Abu Bachpan Me Hi Mrgye Thy.:-)

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Semestor system

A Sardar was celebrating the birthday of his son after 6 months
People asked: Sardar Ji log tu 1 saal baad birthday manaty hain, owr ap 6 maheny baad..?
.
Sardar: O jee, hamary han semester system hai

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

A Man Went Into A Pet Shop

A Man Went Into A Pet Shop To Buy A Parrot. He Was Shown An Especially Fine One Which He Liked The Look Of, But He Was Puzzled By The Two Strings Which Were Tied To Its Feet. "What Are They For? " He Asked The Pet Shop Manager. "Ah Well, Sir, " Came The Reply, "Thats A Very Unusual Feature Of This Particular Parrot. You See, Hes A Trained Parrot, Sir, He Used To Be In The Circus.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

cold drink

Lion ne ek buddhe ko pakad liya.
Buddha :- Mera khoon to thanda ho
chuka hai kisi jawan ka taza garam
khoon piyo.
Lion :- Koi baat nahi aaj cold drink pine

by Rizwan Ajmal (few years ago!)