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Sardar Ji: Why have you increased

Sardar Ji: Why have you increased speed of car?

Laloo: Break has failed. We should reach home before accident.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
A funny accountant visits

A funny accountant visits a museum with a Sardar Ji.

Accountant: This painting is 500 years and 20 days old.

Sardar: Amazing! Where did you get this exact information?

Accountant: I was here 20 days ago. The guide told me that the painting was 500 years old.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ek ladki apne Sardar boyfriend

Ek ladki apne Sardar boyfriend ko apni mami se milati hai.

Mami: oh, to tum hamare jamai banna chahte ho?

Funny Sardar: Aapka jamai ban ne ki to koi chahat nahi, par kya karun aapki beti se shaadi karne ka yahi ek raasta hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
sardar

Sardar on phone: Doctor my wife is pregnant.
She is having pain right now.
Doctor: Is this her first child?
Sardar: No this is her husband speaking.

by Asim Raza (few years ago!)
girl friend to sardar

On a romantic day sardar’s girlfriend asks him,
“Darling on our engagement day will you give me a ring?”
Sardar : “Ya sure, from landline or mobile”.

by Asim Raza (few years ago!)
in Indian Sardar ji & a Pakistani

in Indian Sardar ji & a Pakistani were in Titanic. Titanic was sinking.

Pakistani: How much the earth is far from here?

Indian Sardar Ji: 2 kilo meter.

The Pakistani jumped into the sea and asked again: ...in which direction?

Indian Sardar Ji: Downwards.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Sardar Ji: Hamne Mobile

Sardar Ji: Hamne Mobile Marriage Bureau shuru kiya hai:

Rishtey k liye 1 dabaye,
Mangni k liye 2 dabye,
Shaadi k liye 3 dabye.

A Gujarati Man asks: Dusri shadi k liye kya dabana hai ji ?

Sardar Ji: Dusri shadi k liye pehle wali ka gala dabye .

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ek Pandit aur Ek Sardar

Ek Pandit aur Ek Sardar Jungle me gaye.

Sahmne se ek Sher aa gya.

Sardar ne Sher ki aankh me mitti dali aur bhagte hue Pandit se bola: "Abe Bhag."

Pandit: Main Kyun Bhagu? Mitti tune dali hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
k Baniya ki chhatri me mori thi.

Ik Baniya ki chhatri me mori thi.

Sardar Ji: Lalaji umbrella me mori hai, nayi umbrella kharid lo.

Baniya: Arre, baarish ruk jayegi to pata kaise chalega!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Customer: Sardarji lassi me

Customer: Sardarji lassi me makkhi hai.

Funny Sardar: Oye chupkar dil bada rakh, ye nanhi si jaan teri kitni lassi pee jayegi

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Funny Sardar omelet banane

Funny Sardar omelet banane ke liye anda fodta hai. Anda andar se khali nikalta hai.

Funny Sardar: Kamal hai ji! Aaj kal murgian bhi abortion karvane lagi hain.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
In a football match

In a football match.

Lalu: Ye log ball ko pair kyun maar rahe ne?

Sardar Ji: Goal kare he liye.

Lalu: Par ball to pehlan hi gol hai, aur kitni gol karengey ?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
kiraya dene ke liye aur 3

Maalik Makaan: OK, mein tumko kiraya dene ke liye aur 3 din ki mohlat deta hun.

Funny Sardar Ji: Theek hai ji, mein Diwali Holi aur Chrismas ke 3 din select karta hoon.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
veena

Jeet Chuke Hum Her Jung,,
Ab Yeh Baazi B Hamari Hai,,

Boht Zaleel Ho Chuke
Faraz
Sardar
Aur Aapa

Ab
VEENA Ki Baari Hai …..!!!
COMING SOON …!!!

by ishfaq anwar (few years ago!)
sardar to his wife

sardar to his wife: Darling, years ago you had a figure like Coke bottle.

Banto: Yes darling I still do, only difference is earlier it was 300ml
now it’s 1.5 ltr.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)