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khurrambaber


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Aik sardar ko exam my koi swal nahe ata tha,srdar ny hr swal ky nechay |||||||||||| is tara ke lines laga de or lika


Scratch kr ky answer parhlen.

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Posted on June, 06 2011 03:38:52 PM
mak412


Age: 28 Male
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Status : Offline		 Why did the cookie go to the hospital?
Because he felt crummy.


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Posted on June, 02 2014 02:20:12 PM
mak412


Age: 28 Male
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Status : Offline		 How does an octopus go to war?

WELL-ARMED


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Posted on June, 02 2014 02:21:20 PM
mak412


Age: 28 Male
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Status : Offline		 Q: What is a cow's favorite day?
A: Moo-years Day!

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Posted on June, 02 2014 02:23:46 PM
mak412


Age: 28 Male
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Status : Offline		 Q. What's the difference between a University of Alabama sorority sister and a scarecrow? A. One lives in a field and is stuffed with hay. The other frightens birds and small animals.

source: http://www.jokes4us.com/miscellaneousjokes/collegejokes.html

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Posted on June, 03 2014 12:18:23 PM
mak412


Age: 28 Male
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Status : Offline		 Ek Pathan ki Chappal kisi ne Chura li,

Woh Seedha Qabristan Pohancha Aur Wahan Baith kar Kehne laga:


Chor ko Kaha Dhonda Jaye 1 na 1 Din to Yahan Aayega na.

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Posted on June, 03 2014 12:21:35 PM
mak412


Age: 28 Male
3668 days old here
Total Posts: 1290
Points : 11

Location:
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Status : Offline		 Pathan: Station Jany k Kitne Paise logay?

Ricksha Wala: 50

Pathan: 20 Lelo

Ricksha Wala: 20 Main kon Le Ker Jayega.

Pathan: Tum Peeche betho hum le k jayega

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Posted on June, 03 2014 12:23:06 PM
mak412


Age: 28 Male
3668 days old here
Total Posts: 1290
Points : 11

Location:
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Status : Offline		 Pathan Namaz Parhnay Gaya 0r do Baar Wazoo Kya:

Kisi ne Pucha: Khan Sahab Aapne do Baar Wozoo Kyo kia?

Pathan: Agar ek Toot Gaya to Dosra Kaam Aayega


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Posted on June, 03 2014 12:24:06 PM
mak412


Age: 28 Male
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Status : Offline		 Ek Pathan SCHEME Wali Bottle ka Dhakan,

Baar Baar Khol Kar Dekh Raha Tha.


Kisi Ne Pucha: Kya Hua?

Pathan: Khocha! Dhakkan Main Likha Hai "Try Again.

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Posted on June, 03 2014 12:26:23 PM
mak412


Age: 28 Male
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Total Posts: 1290
Points : 11

Location:
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Status : Offline		 1 Pathan Ko uska Susar Jootay Maar Raha Tha:

Aadmi: Q Maar Rahy Ho?

Susar: Iski Biwi ne Hospital Se Isay SMS Kya,

TUM BAAP BAN GAYE HO.

Isne Apne Saary Doston Ko Forward Kar diya

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Posted on June, 03 2014 12:28:15 PM
mak412


Age: 28 Male
3668 days old here
Total Posts: 1290
Points : 11

Location:
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Status : Offline		 Once a Pathan was Asked:
"Khan Sahab! Aap ka Favorite Song kon sa Hai?"
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Khan Sahab Replied:
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"Larki Kyon Najanay Kyon, Larkon Si Nahi Hoti."


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Posted on June, 03 2014 12:29:24 PM
mak412


Age: 28 Male
3668 days old here
Total Posts: 1290
Points : 11

Location:
sargodha, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 During The Match,
Batsman LBW Hua:

1 Pathan Doosre Se: Log Hum ko Pagal Samajhty hain,
Yahan to Sab Pagal Hain,


Lagi Batsman ko hai Aur Cheekh Bowler Raha Hai.

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Posted on June, 03 2014 12:32:17 PM
mak412


Age: 28 Male
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Total Posts: 1290
Points : 11

Location:
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Status : Offline		 Ek Sindhi Aur Pathan ka Interview Tha:

Sindhi se:

Q: Taleem
A: B.A

Q: Pakistan kab bana?
A: Koshish pehle se jari thi per 1947 mai.

Q: Pakistan ka PM kon hai?
A: Boht aye gaye hain lekin ab Geelani Sahab hain.


Pathan ye sub sun raha tha usne teeno ans yaad ker liye.


Pathan se:

Q: Naam?
A: B.A

Q: Kab Paida huwe?
A: Koshish pehle se jari thi per 1947 mai.

Q: Baap ka Naam?
A: Boht aye gaye hain lekin ab Geelani Sahab hain

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Posted on June, 03 2014 12:33:57 PM
mak412


Age: 28 Male
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Total Posts: 1290
Points : 11

Location:
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Status : Offline		 Pathan Ghalti Se Motorcycle Qabristan Main Le Gaya.

Aur Bola:

Ye Pehli Sarrak Hai, Jis pe Itne Speed Breakers Hain.

Aainda Hum Is Sarrak pe Nahi Aayega.


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Posted on June, 03 2014 12:35:12 PM
mak412


Age: 28 Male
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Total Posts: 1290
Points : 11

Location:
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Status : Offline		 Aik salesman ne aik larki ko sandal ki keemat panch so(500) rupay batayi magar larki ke pass sirf teen so(300) rupay the. lehaza usne wohi rupay salesman ko diye aur kaha. Baqi 200 rupay kal aa kar de don gi. Salesman ne
rupay le kar sandal ka dabba larki ke hawale kar diya aur chali gayi.
Dukan(shop) ke malik ne salesman per gussa hote howe kaha. Tum bohat bewaqof ho, ab woh kabhi nahi aaye gi.
Uske to ache bhi ayenge. Salesman ne muskurate howe kaha. Maine usse dono jootay baayen(left) paon ke diye hain.

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Posted on June, 03 2014 12:42:26 PM
mak412


Age: 28 Male
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Total Posts: 1290
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Location:
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Ustaad(teacher) ne ladke se pocha. Kal tum school kyun nahi aaye?
Kal mere daant(teeth) mein shadeed dard tha. Ladke ne jawab dia.
Aaj to dard nahi hai? Ustaad(teacher) ne pocha
Maloom nahi sir! ladke ne laparwayi se jawab dia.

Kya matlab... tumhe apne daant ke dard ka ilm nahi hai, iska matlab hai ke tum jhoot bol rahe ho. Ustaad(teacher) ne dant tay howe kaha.
Ladka bola, nahi sir darasal mera daant kal hi dandansaz(dentist) ne nikaal kar apne pass rakh lia tha

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Posted on June, 03 2014 12:45:43 PM
mak412


Age: 28 Male
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Points : 11

Location:
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Status : Offline		 Shaam ke malgajay andhere mein inspector ne constable ko aik sadak per mobile se utaara aur ishaare se bataya. Tumhari duty is building se le kar is signal tak hai. Us ne kafi door dhundlahat mein jilmilati howi aik laal batti(red light) ki taraf ishara kia. Subah thaane mein aa kar report karna.
Lekin constable subah to kya...
poore aik hafte tak thaane na pohancha. dasven roz(10th day) ain is waqt jab usse gumshuda karaar dene ke baare mein ghor ho raha tha woh aan pohancha. us ki wardi phati howi thi, joote toot chuke the, sar se paon tak woh khaak mein atta howa tha, shave barhi howi thi aur shakal per wehshat taari thi, Inspector ko salute maar kar usne report dete howe kaha. Sir jo laal batti(red light) aapne mujhe dikhayi thi woh to aik truck ki thi.. aur woh peshawar ja raha tha :O


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Posted on June, 03 2014 12:48:45 PM
mak412


Age: 28 Male
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Total Posts: 1290
Points : 11

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Status : Offline		 Kisi gaon(village) mein aik bheriya ghus aya. saare gaon mein bhagdar mach gayi. aik bohat motti aurat apne shohar se boli. "Aaoo hum bhi kahin bhaag jayen, kahin bheriya
utha kar na le jaye.
Shohar bola. Tumhe ghabrane ki zarorat nahi hai, woh bheriya hai, crane nai.

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Posted on June, 03 2014 12:50:38 PM
mak412


Age: 28 Male
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Total Posts: 1290
Points : 11

Location:
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Status : Offline		 Thanedar(Police Inspector) gasht per rawana hone ke liye thaane se nikla to uske samne se aik taxi sust raftari se guzar rahi thi. woh tezi se aage barha aur uchal kar uska darwaza khol kar bethte howe driver se
bola. yeh tumhare aage aage gaari ja rahi hai, iska peecha karo.. yeh mujhe mashkok lagti hai, mujhe har haal main iska tauqab karna hai.
Sahab ji: driver ne ajzi se kaha. wohi gaari to meri kharab taxi ko baandh kar le ja rahi hai.

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Posted on June, 03 2014 12:52:03 PM
mak412


Age: 28 Male
3668 days old here
Total Posts: 1290
Points : 11

Location:
sargodha, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Telephone karte waqt aik sahab matloba number bhool gaye. woh number yaad karne ki koshish karne lage aur sath hi ghair shauri tor per receiver ko chherte rahe, achanak in ka chehra surkh hogaya aur inho ne jaldi se receiver cradle per rakh dia.
In sahab ki biwi yeh manzar dekh rahi thi, is ne khayal kia ke shayad iske shohar ki tabiyat achanak kharab
ho gayi hai. woh ghabra kar inke pass pohanchi aur pocha, Aap ki tabiyat to theek hai na ?
Sohahr ne jawab dia, haan haan bilkul theek hai.
To aap ke chehre ka rang kyun tabdeel ho gaya hai? biwi ne tashweesh se pocha.
Shohar ne sharmate howe jawab dia, Telephone exchange ki operator ne mujh se pocha tha. kya tumhari ammi jaan janti hain ke tum receiver se khel rahe ho?

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Posted on June, 03 2014 12:57:07 PM
mak412


Age: 28 Male
3668 days old here
Total Posts: 1290
Points : 11

Location:
sargodha, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Hospital main namoniye ka mareez zara sehatyab howa to usne nurse se khana manga. Magar doctor ne khana dene se mana kia howa tha. Jab isne bohat zid ki to nurse ne chai k chamchay (tea spoon) mein uble howe chaawal(boil rice) laa kar usse de diye.

Chaawa(rice) kha kar mareez ne nurse ka shukriya ada kia aur bola. "Ab main kuch mutala(study) karna chahta hon, please daak(postal) ka koi ticket hai to le aao." :

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Posted on June, 03 2014 12:59:07 PM
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