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khurrambaber


Age: 42 Male
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gujranwala, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Subject : jokes collection by khurrambaber (closed)
Aik sardar ko exam my koi swal nahe ata tha,srdar ny hr swal ky nechay |||||||||||| is tara ke lines laga de or lika


Scratch kr ky answer parhlen.

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Posted on June, 06 2011 03:38:52 PM
mak412


Age: 28 Male
3840 days old here
Total Posts: 1290
Points : 11

Location:
sargodha, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Government hospital mein mareezon ka bohat rush tha. Doctor sahab ney ek film been mareez ko jaldi jaldi farigh ker diya

Mareez bola, “Doctor sahab aap ney utna hi muaina kiya hey jitna film ka trailer hota hey”

Doctor sahab boley, “Poori film dekhney ka irada ho to private clinic aa jaana, haan ticket gallery ka ho ga”

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Posted on June, 04 2014 01:37:06 PM
mak412


Age: 28 Male
3840 days old here
Total Posts: 1290
Points : 11

Location:
sargodha, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Ek jageer daar sahab sheher mein apney naey parosi ko maroob kerney keliey bata rahey they,

“Agar mein subah apni car mein beth ker apni zameenein dekhney nikloon to shaam honey tak aadhi zameenein bhee nahi dekh sakta”

Parosi ney izhaar-e-afsos kertey huey kaha, “Hamarey paas bhee bohat saal pehley aisee hi ek car hua kerti thee”

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Posted on June, 04 2014 01:45:12 PM
mak412


Age: 28 Male
3840 days old here
Total Posts: 1290
Points : 11

Location:
sargodha, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 A confession by a girl in
church and amazing
reply she got from priest -
Girl: i m madly in love with a
boy
who is far away from
me.
I m in india and he lives in uk.
We met on marriage website,
Became friends on fb,
Had long chats on whatsapp,
Proposed each other on skype,
N now 2 months of relationship
through viber,
I need ur blessings and good
wishes father… am I on right
path na ?
Priest said to her:
Good my child..
now get married on twitter,
Have fun on tango,
Buy your kids from ebay,
Send them through gmail,
And if u r fed up with ur
husband
or kids,
toh unko OLX pe bech deNa

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Posted on June, 04 2014 01:46:25 PM
mak412


Age: 28 Male
3840 days old here
Total Posts: 1290
Points : 11

Location:
sargodha, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Ek sardarji ney bohat bara ghar banwaya or us mein 3 swimming pool banwaey. Ghar shift hotey hi unhon ney apney doston ki dawat ki or unhein ghar dikhaya.

Doston ney poocha, “Yeh pehla swimming pool kis liey hey?”

Sardarji: Is mein garam pani hey, jab garam pani sey nahaney ko dil kiya to is mien dubki laga li.

Doosrey swimming pool key paas pohanchey to boley, “Is mein thanda pani hey, jab thandey pani sey nahaney ko dil kiya to is mein dubki laga li”

Aagey gyey to teesra swimming pool khali para tha. Doston ney kaha, “sardar ji, is ki kia wajah hey?”

Farmaney lagey, “Kabhi nahi bhee nahaney ko dil kerta”

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Posted on June, 04 2014 01:47:29 PM
mak412


Age: 28 Male
3840 days old here
Total Posts: 1290
Points : 11

Location:
sargodha, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Ek sahab kaafi arsey baad apney gaon pohanchey, rastey mein apna hi nokar mil gaya.

Nokar sey us key ghar key halaat poochey. Nokar bola, baqi sab kheriyat hey, bus aap ka kutta mar gaya hey.

“Mera kutta mar gaya?” woh sahab sadmey sey boley, “woh kaisey?”

“Janab, aap key marey huey ghorey ka gosht khaa ker woh kaisey zinda reh sakta tha”

“To mera ghora bhee mar gaya? woh kaisey” sahab ney poocha

“Bhook se mar gaya” nokar ney jawab diya

“Mein to tujhey us key rashan key paisey bhee dey ker gaya tha, woh kahan gyey?”

“Woh to aap ki walda key kafan per lag gyey”

“To kia meri waalda bhee faut ho chuki hein?” sahab gham sey nidhaal ho gyey

“Ji haan do maheeney key potey ka gham kaisey bardasht kerteen?”

“Haey Allah mera bacha bhee mar gaya hey?”

“Ji haan, maan key bagher bacha kaisey zinda rehta”

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Posted on June, 04 2014 01:49:54 PM
mak412


Age: 28 Male
3840 days old here
Total Posts: 1290
Points : 11

Location:
sargodha, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Ek dehaati bhaga bhaga angrez tourist key paas pohancha or bola, “Meri bhens bhaag gyee hey, aap ney to nahi dekhi?”

Agnrez: O I See…

Dehati: Aai si tey phari kyun nahi?

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Posted on June, 04 2014 01:52:55 PM
mak412


Age: 28 Male
3840 days old here
Total Posts: 1290
Points : 11

Location:
sargodha, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Ek sahab shadi sey bohat dartey they, aakhir kaar shadi keliey tayyar ho gyey. Woh jis larki ko pasand kertey they us key barey mein apney ghar walon ko bataya

Sab ghar walon or rishteydaar us larki ko jantey they. Pasand sun ker amma jaan cheekh utheen, “Is larki sey shadi karo gey? woh to tum sey umar mein achi khasi bari hey”

“Abhee sey balon mein rang lagati hey”, khala boli

“Ghoomney phirney ki bhee bohat shoqeen hey”, dadi ney khabardaar kiya

“Jahez bhee kuch khaas nahi laey gi”, chacha ney bataya

“Us ka rang kisi bhee cream key istamaal sey gora nahi honey wala”, phuppi ney ahem raaz bataya

“Magar mein ney us ki ek khoobi ki wajah sey shadi ka faisla kiya hey”, sahab boley

“Woh kia? ” sab ney poocha

“Us ka dunya mein koi nahi hey…”

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Posted on June, 04 2014 01:54:07 PM
Awais148


Age: 30 Male
4277 days old here
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Points : 198

Location:
Attock, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 hahahaha very nice jokes shared by you all guys plz share like this and entertain us thanks for shareing this

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Posted on June, 07 2014 02:56:24 PM
mak412


Age: 28 Male
3840 days old here
Total Posts: 1290
Points : 11

Location:
sargodha, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 do aurtan bus mai sfafar kar rahi thi aik ka rang gora aur dusri ka kala tha
gori aurat se kali ne pocha ap konsi cream use kari ho us ne jawab dia fair lovely
phir vus ne kali se pocha ap konsi cream use karti ho bus ke pecha se awaz ai cerry blossom.

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Posted on June, 08 2014 10:15:52 AM
mak412


Age: 28 Male
3840 days old here
Total Posts: 1290
Points : 11

Location:
sargodha, Pakistan

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As the plane was flying low over some hills near Athens, a lady asked the stewardess: "What's that stuff on those hills?"


"Just snow," replied the stewardess.


"That's what I thought," said the lady, "but this fellow in front of me said it was Gr

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Posted on June, 08 2014 10:18:11 AM
mak412


Age: 28 Male
3840 days old here
Total Posts: 1290
Points : 11

Location:
sargodha, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 A Man Jumpd into Water & Didnt Come Out
Anothr Man Jumpd into Water & Didnt Come Out
A Pathan Scientst Was Watching
& Concluded
“Humans r Soluble in water”

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Posted on June, 10 2014 01:24:55 PM
mak412


Age: 28 Male
3840 days old here
Total Posts: 1290
Points : 11

Location:
sargodha, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Pathan galti se samunder me gir gaya…. Doobte doobte uske hath me machli aayi….use pakad kar bahar pheka aur bola Ja tu toh apni jan
bacha le…;-)

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Posted on June, 10 2014 01:26:19 PM
mak412


Age: 28 Male
3840 days old here
Total Posts: 1290
Points : 11

Location:
sargodha, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Teacher: Tumhare Abbu ka kya naam hai?
Pathan: Google Khan
Teacher: yeh kaisa naam hua?
Pathan: hum jahan b hota hai, wo humko dhoond hi leta hai.

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Posted on June, 10 2014 01:27:38 PM
mak412


Age: 28 Male
3840 days old here
Total Posts: 1290
Points : 11

Location:
sargodha, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 What is Happiness?
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Switching off the bathroom lights
just to annoy the person inside. .


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Posted on June, 10 2014 01:30:17 PM
mak412


Age: 28 Male
3840 days old here
Total Posts: 1290
Points : 11

Location:
sargodha, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 I don’t even know how to spell anymore. I type the 1st half of the word and wait for auto correct to do the rest.!!

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Posted on June, 10 2014 01:32:00 PM
mak412


Age: 28 Male
3840 days old here
Total Posts: 1290
Points : 11

Location:
sargodha, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 I went up to a girl and asked “Do you swallow?”
She replied shocked “No”.
Me ” Then how the fudge does the food get to your stomach?

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Posted on June, 10 2014 01:34:09 PM
mak412


Age: 28 Male
3840 days old here
Total Posts: 1290
Points : 11

Location:
sargodha, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Law of cigarette smoking:
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Smoke always goes
in the direction of non-smokers .

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Posted on June, 10 2014 01:35:26 PM
mak412


Age: 28 Male
3840 days old here
Total Posts: 1290
Points : 11

Location:
sargodha, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 A woman is complaining to her neighbor:
- My husband is 300% impotent.
- A few days ago you told me 100%, not 300%.
- Well, yesterday he fell down the stairs, broke his finger and bit his tongue.


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Posted on June, 12 2014 12:32:42 PM
mak412


Age: 28 Male
3840 days old here
Total Posts: 1290
Points : 11

Location:
sargodha, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Two drunks are making conversation at the bar:
-Tell me, how does your wife reacts when you come home drunk?
- I'm not married!
- And why are you drinking?


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Posted on June, 12 2014 12:33:44 PM
mak412


Age: 28 Male
3840 days old here
Total Posts: 1290
Points : 11

Location:
sargodha, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 She sends him a SMS message:
- My dear, if you sleep send me your dreams, if you laugh send me your smile, if you cry send me your tears. I love you.
He answers:
- I’m on latrine duty. What do you want that I send to you?

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Posted on June, 12 2014 12:35:48 PM
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