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khurrambaber


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Aik sardar ko exam my koi swal nahe ata tha,srdar ny hr swal ky nechay |||||||||||| is tara ke lines laga de or lika


Scratch kr ky answer parhlen.

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Posted on June, 06 2011 03:38:52 PM
mak412


Age: 29 Male
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Location:
sargodha, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Aik dolat mand magar behad kanjoos khatoon sarak per kahin ja rahi thi ke raste mein un ke family doctor mill gaye. Khatoon ne socha k yun na moqe se faida uthaya jaye aur ghar bulane ki fees ada kiye begair dawa ka nuskha likhwa lia jaye. chunacha salam dua ke baad inho ne kaha. "Maaf kijiye ga doctor sahab! Jab aap ko zukam hota hai to aap kya karte hain?"

Karna kya hota hai. "Doctor sahab ne foran kaha. "Main foran naak per romal rakh leta hon ta ke kisi aur ko na zukam lag jaye."

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Posted on June, 03 2014 01:00:42 PM
mak412


Age: 29 Male
3870 days old here
Total Posts: 1290
Points : 11

Location:
sargodha, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Larke ne drawing room main latke howe wall clock ki taraf dekh kar ghamzada lehje main larki se kaha. "15 minute baad train rawana hone wali hai jo mujhe is sheher se bohat door le jaye gi aur main
hamesha hamesha ke liye tumhari zindagi se nikal jaonga. kya is duran koi aik lafza bhi aisa nahi keh sakti jis se mujhe umeed ki koi kiran nazar aaye?"
"Yeh wall clock aadha ghanta aage hai." Larki boli.

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Posted on June, 03 2014 01:03:15 PM
mak412


Age: 29 Male
3870 days old here
Total Posts: 1290
Points : 11

Location:
sargodha, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Biwi(wife): Aap cigrette nahi piya karen bohat badbo(smell) aati hai.
Shohar(Husband) ne cigrette peeni chhor di.
Biwi(wife): aap pan nahi khaya karen, aap ke daant kharab ho jayenge.
Shohar(Husband) ne Pan khana chhor dia.
Biwi(wife): aap bike slow chalaya karen, accident ho jaye ga.
Shohar(Husband) ne
bike ahista(slow) chalani shuro kar di.
Biwi(wife): Aap apne baal theek se rakha karo, ache nahi lagte aise.
Shohar(Husband) ne apne baal theek se rakhne shuro kar diye.
2 saal baad....
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Biwi(wife): Aap ab pehle jaise nahi rahe :s

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Posted on June, 03 2014 01:05:31 PM
mak412


Age: 29 Male
3870 days old here
Total Posts: 1290
Points : 11

Location:
sargodha, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Shadi hone ke 15 din(days) baad biwi(wife) se khamosh na raha ja saka. Mamoo ke mutabik sham hote hi shohar(husband) ban than kar bahir jane laga to biwi(wife) ne mote mote aansu bahate howe kaha. Tumhe mera zara khayal nahi raha, main rozana raat 2 baje tak tumhara intezar karti hon aur jab tum wapis aate ho
to baat karna tak gawara nahi karte.
Kasoor mera nahi, tumhara hai. Shohar(husband) ne bigarte howe kaha. Pichle teen(3) saal se main tum se milne k liye sar e sham hi nikal jata tha aur nisf sham tak tumhari mohabbat bhari baatein suna karta tha. Chunacha raat gaye tak meri bahir rehne ki aadat itni pukhta ho chuki hai ke main soraj gharoob hone ke baad aik lamhe ke liye bhi ghar mein nahi thehar sakta.

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Posted on June, 03 2014 01:07:49 PM
mak412


Age: 29 Male
3870 days old here
Total Posts: 1290
Points : 11

Location:
sargodha, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Shadi ki 8ven birthday per karachi ka aik couple tafreeh ke liye pehli bar sawat gaya, wahan ki khobsorti se woh behad khush the. waadi e kalaam pohanche t o wife ne kaha. "yahan ki mashoor kun fiza aur haseen manazar ne to meri zuban gung kar di hai."

Shohar ne khush ho kar kaha. "Mera k hayal hai ke hum apna flat baich kar yahan per aik makaan bana lete hain."

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Posted on June, 03 2014 01:08:51 PM
mak412


Age: 29 Male
3870 days old here
Total Posts: 1290
Points : 11

Location:
sargodha, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 What is MATHS....?

M-Mental
A-Attack
T-To
H-Healthy
S-Students.....


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Posted on June, 03 2014 01:11:40 PM
mak412


Age: 29 Male
3870 days old here
Total Posts: 1290
Points : 11

Location:
sargodha, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 4 things boys do in the examination hall
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1. Counting the girls

2. Counting the fans and tubelights

3. Reading the brand name of their pen and

4. Thinking "UFF" kya likhun...!!!

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Posted on June, 03 2014 01:12:41 PM
mak412


Age: 29 Male
3870 days old here
Total Posts: 1290
Points : 11

Location:
sargodha, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 4 things boys do in the examination hall
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.
.

1. Counting the girls

2. Counting the fans and tubelights

3. Reading the brand name of their pen and

4. Thinking "UFF" kya likhun...!!!

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Posted on June, 03 2014 01:14:21 PM
mak412


Age: 29 Male
3870 days old here
Total Posts: 1290
Points : 11

Location:
sargodha, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Teacher : Kon sa department hy jis me Aurat nokri

nahi ker sakti..?

Student ; Fire Brigade..

Teacher : Why..?

Student : Aurton ka kaam Aag lagana hai,

Bujhana nahi....:-)

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Posted on June, 03 2014 01:15:53 PM
mak412


Age: 29 Male
3870 days old here
Total Posts: 1290
Points : 11

Location:
sargodha, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Teacher : Us ne khudkushi ker li,

Usey khudkushi kerni peri,

Farq kia hai...?

Student : Pehley wala Berozgar tha,

Dusra wala Shadi shuda tha......:-)


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Posted on June, 03 2014 01:17:03 PM
mak412


Age: 29 Male
3870 days old here
Total Posts: 1290
Points : 11

Location:
sargodha, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Har Sawal Se Dat Kar Ladna,

Fekne Me Kami Mat Karna,

Mouka Mila To Peche Bhi Dekhna,

Aur Ek Baat Yaad Rakhna,

Aage Wala Ka Paper Apna Samajhna

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Posted on June, 03 2014 01:18:35 PM
mak412


Age: 29 Male
3870 days old here
Total Posts: 1290
Points : 11

Location:
sargodha, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Dost kehte hain Dosti Karo

Larkiyan kehti hain date pe chalo

Girlfriend kehti hai Shaadi karo

Aur ghar wale kehte hain

"Bakwas band karo aur parhai karo" :-O

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Posted on June, 03 2014 01:20:33 PM
mak412


Age: 29 Male
3870 days old here
Total Posts: 1290
Points : 11

Location:
sargodha, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Lovely days in my life :

Childhood days,
School days
&
collage days,

Horrible days in my life :
“only exam days”

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Posted on June, 03 2014 01:21:39 PM
mak412


Age: 29 Male
3870 days old here
Total Posts: 1290
Points : 11

Location:
sargodha, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 What is the true meaning of ‘Study’??
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S. Sleeping
T. Talking
U. Unlimited sms
D. Dreaming
Y. Yaani mast life

SO carry on study..!! Plzzzzz.


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Posted on June, 03 2014 01:22:56 PM
mak412


Age: 29 Male
3870 days old here
Total Posts: 1290
Points : 11

Location:
sargodha, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Teacher:
Tumhare Gher Main Sabse Chota KouN Hy ?


Student: Abbu

Teachr: Woh Q ?


Student: Woh Abhi Tak Ammi k Saath Soote Hai




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Posted on June, 03 2014 01:24:38 PM
mak412


Age: 29 Male
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Total Posts: 1290
Points : 11

Location:
sargodha, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Master g bachy ka lunch kha jate hein.

master G: beta ghar ja kr mera naam to nhi bataogy?

Bacha masumiat se:

"Master G mei ammi se kahunga k meri roti kutta kha gya....":-)


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Posted on June, 03 2014 01:25:43 PM
mak412


Age: 29 Male
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Total Posts: 1290
Points : 11

Location:
sargodha, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 eacher: Batao Haathi or Ghoray Main Kia Faraq Hota Hai?

Student: SIR Ghoray ki 1 Taraf Dum Hoti hai,
Aur Haathi ki Dono Taraf.


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Posted on June, 03 2014 01:27:13 PM
mak412


Age: 29 Male
3870 days old here
Total Posts: 1290
Points : 11

Location:
sargodha, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Ustad Bachay Se Agar Main Aap Kay Father Ko 300 Don

Aur Un Ko 200 Ki Zaroorat Ho

To Mujhay Kitnay Paisay Wapis Milain Gay

Bacha: 1 Rupiya Bhi Nahi

Ustad: Tum Hisab Nahi Jantay

Bacha: Tum Meray Father Ko Nahi Ja

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Posted on June, 03 2014 02:13:14 PM
HAQ


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Location:
Kahuta, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 great ,,,,,,very funny


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Posted on June, 03 2014 02:17:41 PM
mak412


Age: 29 Male
3870 days old here
Total Posts: 1290
Points : 11

Location:
sargodha, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Teacher:
Ye kon sa tense hai?

“Pakistan mein load sheding khatam ho jaye gi”

Student:
“Future Impossible tense.”

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Posted on June, 03 2014 02:24:59 PM
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