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khurrambaber Age: 42 5066 days old here Total Posts: 2400 Points : 60 Location: gujranwala, Pakistan Status : Offline	Subject : jokes collection by khurrambaber (closed) Aik sardar ko exam my koi swal nahe ata tha,srdar ny hr swal ky nechay \|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\| is tara ke lines laga de or lika Scratch kr ky answer parhlen. Like no likes.
	Posted on June, 06 2011 03:38:52 PM

mak412 Age: 29 3870 days old here Total Posts: 1290 Points : 11 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	Teacher:- Chand par pehla kadam kis ne rakha? Student:- Neil Armstrong. Teacher:- Gud! aur dosra? Studnt kuch soch kr " Zahir ha ausi ne rakha ho ga,langra thori rha tha wo..:-) Like no likes.
	Posted on June, 03 2014 02:27:09 PM

mak412

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The students of MBBS were attending their first anatomy class.
They all gathered around the surgery table with a real dead dog.
Professor put his finger in dog's mouth and tasted it in his own mouth.
Then he said Students to do the same.
Students hesitated for sevral mins.
At last everyone inserted their finger in dog's mouth and tasted it.
When everyone finished,the Professer looked at them and said "The most important quality of student is OBSERVATION. I inserted my middle finger but tasted index finger,
Now learn to
'PAY ATTENTION'." ..:-P

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Posted on June, 03 2014 02:28:47 PM

mak412

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Teacher: main ksi pr b 1 nazar dal k bta
skti hun k wo mere bare mai kya soch rha he

Studnt:
mis jb ap ko pata chal jata hoga
to bari sharmindagi hoti hogi na

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Posted on June, 03 2014 02:30:28 PM

mak412

Age: 29

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Teacher: Write An Essay On
‘If I Am A Millionaire’
All Students Started Writing Except One Boy

Teacher- Why Don’t You Start Writing?

Boy- I Am Waiting For My Secretary!

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Posted on June, 03 2014 02:31:52 PM

mak412

Age: 29

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Rays emitting from the bo0ks are directly proporti0nal to sleepiness….,

“STUDENT’S 1ST law of nalaiqness”

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Posted on June, 03 2014 02:34:54 PM

mak412 Age: 29 3870 days old here Total Posts: 1290 Points : 11 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	Once A 'Constant' n 'e^x' Were Standing, They Saw A Derivative Coming From Aside, Constant Ran Away Saying 'Derivative' Will Kill Me,Making Me Zero . The e^x Said 'HaHaHa' Whether Its Derivative Or Integral , It Cannot Change Me, Derivative Came Near Him And Said I m d/dy notd/dx ... =P =D Like no likes.
	Posted on June, 03 2014 02:35:57 PM

mak412

Age: 29

3870 days old here
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Survey Subject:In how many days a 1000 pgs book cn b read.......?

Writer-6months, Doctor-2mnths, Lawyer-1month, STUDENT-ON THE NIGHT B4 THE EXAM.

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Posted on June, 03 2014 02:44:09 PM

mak412 Age: 29 3870 days old here Total Posts: 1290 Points : 11 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	PRINCIPAL: Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein gaya toh first time 100 Rs fine, 2nd time 200 Rs. Fine and 3rd time 500.MUNNA BHAI: Monthly paas ka kya lega Mamu Like no likes.
	Posted on June, 03 2014 02:45:28 PM

mak412 Age: 29 3870 days old here Total Posts: 1290 Points : 11 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	PRINCIPAL: Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein gaya toh first time 100 Rs fine, 2nd time 200 Rs. Fine and 3rd time 500.MUNNA BHAI: Monthly paas ka kya lega Mamu Like no likes.
	Posted on June, 03 2014 02:46:47 PM

mak412 Age: 29 3870 days old here Total Posts: 1290 Points : 11 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	Balle... Balle.... .. .. Pura Syllabus Padh Liya.... . . . . . . . . . . . . Ab Book Padhana Baki Hai !!!!!!! Like no likes.
	Posted on June, 03 2014 02:49:10 PM

mak412 Age: 29 3870 days old here Total Posts: 1290 Points : 11 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	A good friend is one who tells u 2 study well but a best friend is one who sits outside ur exam hall n says ABY KITNA LIKHAY GA CHAL BAHAR AA.. Like no likes.
	Posted on June, 03 2014 02:52:58 PM

mak412

Age: 29

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Ek khatoon apney bachey ka daant nikalwaney dentist key paas gyeen. Dentist ney bachey ko kamrey mein bula ker un ko bahar bitha diya. Thori der baad dono bahar aaey to ammi ney poocha, “Lagta hey tumhein daant nikalwatey huey bara dard ho raha tha, isliey itni zor sey cheekh rahey they”
Bacha bola “Nahi ammi, woh mein nahi, doctor sahab cheekh rahey they jin ki ungli per mein ney kaat liya tha”

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Posted on June, 04 2014 12:33:25 PM

mak412 Age: 29 3870 days old here Total Posts: 1290 Points : 11 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	Malik (Nokar se): 50 bar kaan pakar ker utho betho or kaho mein ullu hoon, warna aaj mein tumhari tangein tor doon ga Nokar: Janab 50 bar kia, mein to so(100) bar kaan pakar ker uth beth sakta hoon, laikin aap ko ullu kaisey keh sakta hoon. Like no likes.
	Posted on June, 04 2014 12:34:52 PM

mak412

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Ek afeemi (doosrey se): Yaar har maheeney naya chand nikalta hey, najaney purana chaand kahan chala jaata hey?

Doosra afeemi: Tumhein itna bhee nahi pata? Puraney chaand ko udhaeir ker tarey banaey jatey hein

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Posted on June, 04 2014 12:36:08 PM

mak412 Age: 29 3870 days old here Total Posts: 1290 Points : 11 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	Police wala (chor sey): Tum is ghar mein kyun ghussey they? Chor: Sir inhon ney ghar key bahar welcome ka board laga rakha tha Like no likes.
	Posted on June, 04 2014 12:38:26 PM

mak412

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Ek police wala bari der sey ek sharabi ko street lamp mein chabi lagatey dekh raha tha. Sharabi key haath mein us key ghar ki chabi thee

Police waley ney paas jaa ker mazaq sey kaha, “Janab, is waqt ghar mein koi nahi, koshish kerna chor dein”

Sharabi bola “Tumhara khayal ghalat hey, dekhtey nahi ooper waley kamrey mein light jal rahee hey”

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Posted on June, 04 2014 12:40:34 PM

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Ek sharabi deewaar sey taik lagaey khara tha. Paas guzartey sipahi ney poocha, “tum yahan kharey kia ker rahey ho?”

Sharabi bola: Zameen 24 ghantey mein apna chakkar mukammal kerti hey. Mein Apney ghar ka intezaar ker raha hoon, bus woh aaney hi waala hey.

Sipahi: Tumhein kaisey pata key ghar aaney wala hey?

Sharabi: Woh dekho mera parosi jaa raha hai.

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Posted on June, 04 2014 12:42:06 PM

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Ek wazeer achanak pagal khaney key muainey keliey pohanch gyey. Visit khatam hui to wazeer ney ek jagah phone kerna chaha laikin number nahi tha. Us ney enquiry phone ker key number maanga.

Kaafi intezaar or baar baar yaad dihani key baad bhee number na mila to wazeer ko bara ghussa aaya, us ney secretary sey phone cheena or operator ko jhaar pila di, “Dekho larki, mein ek ghantey sey number maloom kerney ki koshish ker raha hoon magar tumhein zara bhee khayal nahi, tumhein pata hey mein kon hoon?”

Operator ney kaha: “Mujhey yeh to nahi pata key aap kon hein, laikin yeh zaroor pata hey key kahan sey call ker rahey hein”

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Posted on June, 04 2014 12:43:44 PM

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Ek shakhs doosrey sey: Aap kia kaam kertey hein?

Doosra: Mein koi kaam nahi kerta, laikin aap ko ek mashwara deta hoon key soney sey pehley apney ghar key darwazey or khirkiyan khol ker soya karein

Pehsa skakhs: Ab mein samjha, aap shayad doctor hein

Doosra: Nahi, mein chor hoon

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Posted on June, 04 2014 12:45:49 PM

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Ek nai naweli dulhan ney kai maheeney guzar janey key baad bhee kisi kaam ko hath na lagaya to shohar ney apni maa sey kaha, “Amma, ek mashwara hey, subah jab aap jharoo dein gi to mein aap sey jharoo ley ker deney lagoon ga, shayad isi tarah dulhan ko sharam aa jaey”
Agley din aisa hi kiya gaya, subah amma jharoo deney lagi to betey ney hath sey jharoo ley liya or bola “Amma ji, aap boorhi ho gyee hein, aap aaraam karein mein jharoo dey deta hoon”
Maa boli: Nahi beta, bhala mard bhee kaheen jharoo bartan kertey hein
Bar der tak dulhan rani haan haan or nahi nahi sunti rahee, aakhir boli
“Is mein larney ki kia baat hey, ek din amma jharoo de diya karein gi, ek din tum laga lo”

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Posted on June, 04 2014 12:50:24 PM

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