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khurrambaber


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Status : Offline		 Subject : jokes collection by khurrambaber (closed)
Aik sardar ko exam my koi swal nahe ata tha,srdar ny hr swal ky nechay |||||||||||| is tara ke lines laga de or lika


Scratch kr ky answer parhlen.

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Posted on June, 06 2011 03:38:52 PM
mak412


Age: 28 Male
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sargodha, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Teacher:- Chand par pehla kadam kis ne rakha?
Student:- Neil Armstrong.
Teacher:- Gud! aur dosra?
Studnt kuch soch kr
" Zahir ha ausi ne rakha ho ga,langra thori rha tha wo..:-)


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Posted on June, 03 2014 02:27:09 PM
mak412


Age: 28 Male
3840 days old here
Total Posts: 1290
Points : 11

Location:
sargodha, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 The students of MBBS were attending their first anatomy class.
They all gathered around the surgery table with a real dead dog.
Professor put his finger in dog's mouth and tasted it in his own mouth.
Then he said Students to do the same.
Students hesitated for sevral mins.
At last everyone inserted their finger in dog's mouth and tasted it.
When everyone finished,the Professer looked at them and said "The most important quality of student is OBSERVATION. I inserted my middle finger but tasted index finger,
Now learn to
'PAY ATTENTION'." ..:-P

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Posted on June, 03 2014 02:28:47 PM
mak412


Age: 28 Male
3840 days old here
Total Posts: 1290
Points : 11

Location:
sargodha, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Teacher: main ksi pr b 1 nazar dal k bta
skti hun k wo mere bare mai kya soch rha he

Studnt:
mis jb ap ko pata chal jata hoga
to bari sharmindagi hoti hogi na

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Posted on June, 03 2014 02:30:28 PM
mak412


Age: 28 Male
3840 days old here
Total Posts: 1290
Points : 11

Location:
sargodha, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Teacher: Write An Essay On
‘If I Am A Millionaire’
All Students Started Writing Except One Boy

Teacher- Why Don’t You Start Writing?

Boy- I Am Waiting For My Secretary!


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Posted on June, 03 2014 02:31:52 PM
mak412


Age: 28 Male
3840 days old here
Total Posts: 1290
Points : 11

Location:
sargodha, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Rays emitting from the bo0ks are directly proporti0nal to sleepiness….,

“STUDENT’S 1ST law of nalaiqness”

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Posted on June, 03 2014 02:34:54 PM
mak412


Age: 28 Male
3840 days old here
Total Posts: 1290
Points : 11

Location:
sargodha, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Once A 'Constant' n 'e^x'
Were Standing, They Saw
A Derivative Coming From
Aside, Constant Ran Away
Saying 'Derivative' Will Kill
Me,Making Me Zero . The e^x
Said 'HaHaHa' Whether Its
Derivative Or Integral , It
Cannot Change Me,
Derivative Came Near Him
And Said
I m d/dy notd/dx ... =P =D

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Posted on June, 03 2014 02:35:57 PM
mak412


Age: 28 Male
3840 days old here
Total Posts: 1290
Points : 11

Location:
sargodha, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Survey Subject:In how many days a 1000 pgs book cn b read.......?

Writer-6months, Doctor-2mnths, Lawyer-1month, STUDENT-ON THE NIGHT B4 THE EXAM.


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Posted on June, 03 2014 02:44:09 PM
mak412


Age: 28 Male
3840 days old here
Total Posts: 1290
Points : 11

Location:
sargodha, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 PRINCIPAL: Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein
gaya toh first time 100 Rs fine,
2nd time 200 Rs. Fine and 3rd time 500.MUNNA BHAI: Monthly paas ka kya lega Mamu


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Posted on June, 03 2014 02:45:28 PM
mak412


Age: 28 Male
3840 days old here
Total Posts: 1290
Points : 11

Location:
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Status : Offline		 PRINCIPAL: Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein
gaya toh first time 100 Rs fine,
2nd time 200 Rs. Fine and 3rd time 500.MUNNA BHAI: Monthly paas ka kya lega Mamu


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Posted on June, 03 2014 02:46:47 PM
mak412


Age: 28 Male
3840 days old here
Total Posts: 1290
Points : 11

Location:
sargodha, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Balle... Balle....
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.. Pura Syllabus Padh Liya....
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. Ab Book Padhana Baki Hai !!!!!!!

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Posted on June, 03 2014 02:49:10 PM
mak412


Age: 28 Male
3840 days old here
Total Posts: 1290
Points : 11

Location:
sargodha, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 A good friend is one who tells u 2 study well but a best friend is one who sits outside ur exam hall n says ABY KITNA LIKHAY GA CHAL BAHAR AA..


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Posted on June, 03 2014 02:52:58 PM
mak412


Age: 28 Male
3840 days old here
Total Posts: 1290
Points : 11

Location:
sargodha, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Ek khatoon apney bachey ka daant nikalwaney dentist key paas gyeen. Dentist ney bachey ko kamrey mein bula ker un ko bahar bitha diya. Thori der baad dono bahar aaey to ammi ney poocha, “Lagta hey tumhein daant nikalwatey huey bara dard ho raha tha, isliey itni zor sey cheekh rahey they”
Bacha bola “Nahi ammi, woh mein nahi, doctor sahab cheekh rahey they jin ki ungli per mein ney kaat liya tha”

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Posted on June, 04 2014 12:33:25 PM
mak412


Age: 28 Male
3840 days old here
Total Posts: 1290
Points : 11

Location:
sargodha, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Malik (Nokar se): 50 bar kaan pakar ker utho betho or kaho mein ullu hoon, warna aaj mein tumhari tangein tor doon ga Nokar: Janab 50 bar kia, mein to so(100) bar kaan pakar ker uth beth sakta hoon, laikin aap ko ullu kaisey keh sakta hoon.

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Posted on June, 04 2014 12:34:52 PM
mak412


Age: 28 Male
3840 days old here
Total Posts: 1290
Points : 11

Location:
sargodha, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Ek afeemi (doosrey se): Yaar har maheeney naya chand nikalta hey, najaney purana chaand kahan chala jaata hey?

Doosra afeemi: Tumhein itna bhee nahi pata? Puraney chaand ko udhaeir ker tarey banaey jatey hein

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Posted on June, 04 2014 12:36:08 PM
mak412


Age: 28 Male
3840 days old here
Total Posts: 1290
Points : 11

Location:
sargodha, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Police wala (chor sey): Tum is ghar mein kyun ghussey they? Chor: Sir inhon ney ghar key bahar welcome ka board laga rakha tha

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Posted on June, 04 2014 12:38:26 PM
mak412


Age: 28 Male
3840 days old here
Total Posts: 1290
Points : 11

Location:
sargodha, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Ek police wala bari der sey ek sharabi ko street lamp mein chabi lagatey dekh raha tha. Sharabi key haath mein us key ghar ki chabi thee

Police waley ney paas jaa ker mazaq sey kaha, “Janab, is waqt ghar mein koi nahi, koshish kerna chor dein”

Sharabi bola “Tumhara khayal ghalat hey, dekhtey nahi ooper waley kamrey mein light jal rahee hey”

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Posted on June, 04 2014 12:40:34 PM
mak412


Age: 28 Male
3840 days old here
Total Posts: 1290
Points : 11

Location:
sargodha, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Ek sharabi deewaar sey taik lagaey khara tha. Paas guzartey sipahi ney poocha, “tum yahan kharey kia ker rahey ho?”

Sharabi bola: Zameen 24 ghantey mein apna chakkar mukammal kerti hey. Mein Apney ghar ka intezaar ker raha hoon, bus woh aaney hi waala hey.

Sipahi: Tumhein kaisey pata key ghar aaney wala hey?

Sharabi: Woh dekho mera parosi jaa raha hai.

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Posted on June, 04 2014 12:42:06 PM
mak412


Age: 28 Male
3840 days old here
Total Posts: 1290
Points : 11

Location:
sargodha, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Ek wazeer achanak pagal khaney key muainey keliey pohanch gyey. Visit khatam hui to wazeer ney ek jagah phone kerna chaha laikin number nahi tha. Us ney enquiry phone ker key number maanga.

Kaafi intezaar or baar baar yaad dihani key baad bhee number na mila to wazeer ko bara ghussa aaya, us ney secretary sey phone cheena or operator ko jhaar pila di, “Dekho larki, mein ek ghantey sey number maloom kerney ki koshish ker raha hoon magar tumhein zara bhee khayal nahi, tumhein pata hey mein kon hoon?”

Operator ney kaha: “Mujhey yeh to nahi pata key aap kon hein, laikin yeh zaroor pata hey key kahan sey call ker rahey hein”

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Posted on June, 04 2014 12:43:44 PM
mak412


Age: 28 Male
3840 days old here
Total Posts: 1290
Points : 11

Location:
sargodha, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Ek shakhs doosrey sey: Aap kia kaam kertey hein?

Doosra: Mein koi kaam nahi kerta, laikin aap ko ek mashwara deta hoon key soney sey pehley apney ghar key darwazey or khirkiyan khol ker soya karein

Pehsa skakhs: Ab mein samjha, aap shayad doctor hein

Doosra: Nahi, mein chor hoon

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Posted on June, 04 2014 12:45:49 PM
mak412


Age: 28 Male
3840 days old here
Total Posts: 1290
Points : 11

Location:
sargodha, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Ek nai naweli dulhan ney kai maheeney guzar janey key baad bhee kisi kaam ko hath na lagaya to shohar ney apni maa sey kaha, “Amma, ek mashwara hey, subah jab aap jharoo dein gi to mein aap sey jharoo ley ker deney lagoon ga, shayad isi tarah dulhan ko sharam aa jaey”
Agley din aisa hi kiya gaya, subah amma jharoo deney lagi to betey ney hath sey jharoo ley liya or bola “Amma ji, aap boorhi ho gyee hein, aap aaraam karein mein jharoo dey deta hoon”
Maa boli: Nahi beta, bhala mard bhee kaheen jharoo bartan kertey hein
Bar der tak dulhan rani haan haan or nahi nahi sunti rahee, aakhir boli
“Is mein larney ki kia baat hey, ek din amma jharoo de diya karein gi, ek din tum laga lo”

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Posted on June, 04 2014 12:50:24 PM
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