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khurrambaber Age: 42 4885 days old here Total Posts: 2400 Points : 60 Location: gujranwala, Pakistan Status : Offline	Subject : jokes collection by khurrambaber (closed) Aik sardar ko exam my koi swal nahe ata tha,srdar ny hr swal ky nechay \|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\| is tara ke lines laga de or lika Scratch kr ky answer parhlen. Like no likes.
	Posted on June, 06 2011 03:38:52 PM

mak412

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Professor:Chemical symbol of Barium?
Sardar: BA

Professor:For sodium?
Sardar: NA

Professor:What will we get if 1 atom of BA
& 2 atoms of NA combined?
Sardar: BANANA

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Posted on May, 19 2014 08:57:49 PM

mak412 Age: 28 3689 days old here Total Posts: 1290 Points : 11 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	Husband aur Wife Hotel me gaye tabhi 1 Lady ne Hello kiya, Wife nay pocha,"Koun Thi Wo?" Husband:-Tum dimagh kharab mat karo, main pehle hi pareshan hun k woh bhi Yehi pochay gi Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 19 2014 08:59:38 PM

mak412

Age: 28

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Santa sing ka 20 saal bad bacha hua.
Wo udas ho gaya.

Banta : Yaar udas kion ho?
Santa : 20 sal baad bacha huwa wo bhi itna sa.

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Posted on May, 19 2014 09:01:42 PM

rashidfarooqz Age: 52 4862 days old here Total Posts: 16735 Points : 17 Location: Askari Cement Wah, Near Wah Cantt, Pakistan Status : Offline	itney jokes aik sath sab jokes perney k liye time nahi hai jab time mila parh loon ga Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 19 2014 09:04:04 PM

mak412 Age: 28 3689 days old here Total Posts: 1290 Points : 11 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	2 men went 2 a callgirl. 1st went in and came out n said "Na my wife is better." 2nd went in and came out n said "U R right ur wife is much better." Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 19 2014 09:05:30 PM

mak412

Age: 28

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Husband: Today is sunday &
I have to enjoy it.

So i bought 3 movie tickets.

Wife: Why three?

Husband: 1 For U and 2 for ur parents.

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Posted on May, 19 2014 09:07:00 PM

mak412

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One million copies of a new book sold
In just 2 days due to typing error of 1 alphabet in title.

"An idea,that can change ur wife''
While real word was(life).

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Posted on May, 20 2014 11:24:27 AM

mak412

Age: 28

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Girlfriend: Baby,
I'm Pregnant.
What Do You Want It To Be?
.
.
.
.
.
.
Boyfriend: A Joke.

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Posted on May, 20 2014 11:26:18 AM

mak412 Age: 28 3689 days old here Total Posts: 1290 Points : 11 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	On a romantic day sardar's girlfriend asks him, "Darling on our engagement day will you give me a ring?" Sardar : "Ya sure, from landline or mobile". Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 20 2014 11:29:10 AM

mak412

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In School Days,

Sahir Lodhi Was A Class Monitor!!
1 Day A New Teacher Asked Him.

"How Many Students R there In Ur Class???

He Replied:
"32 Girls, 44 Boys & Me'':-D

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Posted on May, 20 2014 11:32:10 AM

mak412

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Two Ladies Fighting For A Seat In A Bus ..

Bus Conductor: The Older One Should Sit Here

Both Looked At Each Other
And The Seat Remained Empty :P

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Posted on May, 20 2014 11:36:00 AM

mak412

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Once A Girl Askd Her Bf :

Why We Have Units To Measure
Weight, Height & Distance
But
Not Love, Friendship & Trust?
.
Boy Thought For A While
.
.
.
Took Her In His Arms,
Looked Deep In Her Eyes & Said
Look, DON'T Eat My Brain!
I Have Already Failed In Physics

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Posted on May, 20 2014 11:37:48 AM

mak412 Age: 28 3689 days old here Total Posts: 1290 Points : 11 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	Why Girls Live Longer Than Boys? . . . . Scientific Studies Have Proved That . . . "SHOPPING" Never Causes HEART ATTACKS, But, . "PAYING The "BILLS" Does Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 20 2014 11:39:30 AM

mak412 Age: 28 3689 days old here Total Posts: 1290 Points : 11 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	Why Girls Live Longer Than Boys? . . . . Scientific Studies Have Proved That . . . "SHOPPING" Never Causes HEART ATTACKS, But, . "PAYING The "BILLS" Does Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 20 2014 11:40:35 AM

mak412

Age: 28

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Unknown No.1
Hi,Do u have a boyfriend?
Girl:Yes.Who are you?

It's your dad, be home this weekend, and we will talk!

Unknown No.2
Hi do you have a boyfriend?
Girl:Not a chance,who are you anyway?

It's your bf,sucks to know that you are not proud to be with me and be your bf
Girl:Sorry babe,I thought u r my dad, he texted me a while back asking the same question

Yes,it's me, your dad.We'll have a long talk this weekend!

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Posted on May, 20 2014 11:43:00 AM

mak412 Age: 28 3689 days old here Total Posts: 1290 Points : 11 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	Husband:u will never succeed in making that dog obey u! Wife:Nonsense it's only a matter of patience, I had a lot of trouble with u at first. Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 20 2014 11:44:08 AM

mak412

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As per research

A man speaks 25,000 words daily
&
A woman speaks 30,000

Problem starts when husband comes home
from office after consuming his 25,000 words
&
wife starts her 30,000..

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Posted on May, 20 2014 11:45:52 AM

mak412

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Once a husband and wife
were preparing to go office
and the wife thought
she would drive today for the office.

Wife : Chalo na car me kahin ghumne
chalte hai, aur car me drive karungi!

Huband : ?Agar tum car drive karogi to
jayenge car mein, aayenge akhbaar mein?!!

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Posted on May, 20 2014 11:47:22 AM

mak412 Age: 28 3689 days old here Total Posts: 1290 Points : 11 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	Once there was a mirror which used to kill "LIERS" FRENCH:I think I don't smoke (killed) AMERICAN:I think, I love Iraq(killed) PATHAN:I think (killed) Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 20 2014 11:49:37 AM

mak412

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Do u know whats A B C D E F G?
A Boy Can Do Everything For Girl

Now reverse da order, can u guess the full form of: G F E D C B A ?
Girls Forgets Everything Done & Catches(new) Boy Again.

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Posted on May, 20 2014 11:50:50 AM

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