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khurrambaber


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Status : Offline		 Subject : jokes collection by khurrambaber (closed)
Aik sardar ko exam my koi swal nahe ata tha,srdar ny hr swal ky nechay |||||||||||| is tara ke lines laga de or lika


Scratch kr ky answer parhlen.

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Posted on June, 06 2011 03:38:52 PM
mak412


Age: 28 Male
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Location:
sargodha, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Santa: Look a thief has entered our kitchen
and he is eating the cake I made.

Banta: Whom should I call now,
Police or Ambulance?

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Posted on May, 19 2014 08:13:40 PM
mak412


Age: 28 Male
3840 days old here
Total Posts: 1290
Points : 11

Location:
sargodha, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Breaking News
ATM @ Gulshan-e-Iqbal Is Jammed &
Not In Working Condition
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Because
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Sardar's Wife Put Hair pin In Machine
When It Said", Enter Ur PIN"

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Posted on May, 19 2014 08:15:29 PM
mak412


Age: 28 Male
3840 days old here
Total Posts: 1290
Points : 11

Location:
sargodha, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 A student was asked 2 write
a signboard 4 the traffic rules
near da college campus

He wrote:-

"Drive Carefully!
Don't kill the students,
wait for the Teachers"



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Posted on May, 19 2014 08:16:51 PM
mak412


Age: 28 Male
3840 days old here
Total Posts: 1290
Points : 11

Location:
sargodha, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Judge:why did u shoot ur wife
instead of shootingher lover?

Sardar:Your honour,
it's easier to shoot a woman once,
than shooting one man every week

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Posted on May, 19 2014 08:18:30 PM
mak412


Age: 28 Male
3840 days old here
Total Posts: 1290
Points : 11

Location:
sargodha, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 boy: how do i play the guitar????
girl: u should be on TV for ur talent :|
boy: am i so good??? :O

girl: if u were on TV,, i can atleast switch it off ;/



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Posted on May, 19 2014 08:20:30 PM
mak412


Age: 28 Male
3840 days old here
Total Posts: 1290
Points : 11

Location:
sargodha, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 GIRLZ OF 1995*
"AGAR TUM MIL JAO ZAMANA CHOIR DENGE HUM"

GIRLZ OF 2007*
AGAR TUM MIL JAO PURANA CHOR DENGE HUM



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Posted on May, 19 2014 08:22:55 PM
mak412


Age: 28 Male
3840 days old here
Total Posts: 1290
Points : 11

Location:
sargodha, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Sardarji was asked,
what is a adult joke?

Reply came
any joke which is eighteen years old.

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Posted on May, 19 2014 08:25:02 PM
mak412


Age: 28 Male
3840 days old here
Total Posts: 1290
Points : 11

Location:
sargodha, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Bachiyon k chakker me larke jate lutt,
Or khatey hain un k bhaiyon se wo kutt...
iss waja se larke larkiyon ko chor detay hain,
Moqa mil tey hi un k bhaiyon ko phor dete hain..
Na kare makeup to un se banda dar jata hay,
Karti hain itna makeup k weight barh jata hay.

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Posted on May, 19 2014 08:26:06 PM
mak412


Age: 28 Male
3840 days old here
Total Posts: 1290
Points : 11

Location:
sargodha, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Little johnny: Mam,will you punish me
for something that I didn't do ?

Teacher : Not at all.

Little johnny : That's good.
Actually i didn't do my homework!

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Posted on May, 19 2014 08:27:58 PM
mak412


Age: 28 Male
3840 days old here
Total Posts: 1290
Points : 11

Location:
sargodha, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Manager:
Sorry, but I can't give you a job.
I don't need much help.

Job Applicant: That's all right.
In fact I'm just the right person in this case.

You will see, I won't be of much help anyway!!

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Posted on May, 19 2014 08:30:23 PM
mak412


Age: 28 Male
3840 days old here
Total Posts: 1290
Points : 11

Location:
sargodha, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 1 Pathan Bap Ki Death Par Bohat Roya
Phir Uski Behan Ka phone Aya,
Pathan Or B ziada Rone Laga.
Logon Ne Pucha,kya hua?
Pathan: Meri Bahan K Abu Ka B Intiqal Ho Gya


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Posted on May, 19 2014 08:31:32 PM
mak412


Age: 28 Male
3840 days old here
Total Posts: 1290
Points : 11

Location:
sargodha, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Sardar : What is the name of your car ?
Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with "T".
Sardar : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai.
Hamaara gaadi petrol se start hoti hai.

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Posted on May, 19 2014 08:44:36 PM
mak412


Age: 28 Male
3840 days old here
Total Posts: 1290
Points : 11

Location:
sargodha, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Aftr engagemnt!
Girl:
Now stop looking at girls,u r commited now!

Boy:
Oho what do u mean,
if i m on diet,
that doesnt mean that i cant look at MENU . . :-D

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Posted on May, 19 2014 08:46:30 PM
mak412


Age: 28 Male
3840 days old here
Total Posts: 1290
Points : 11

Location:
sargodha, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Whenever going to meet your girlfriend
Make sure u have your cell phone..
n
when u r in deep trouble
keep your cell phone silent..

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Posted on May, 19 2014 08:48:14 PM
mak412


Age: 28 Male
3840 days old here
Total Posts: 1290
Points : 11

Location:
sargodha, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Teacher: How Do You Differentiate
"WIFE" & "MOTHER"

SARDAR:
Before Marriage We Sleep With "MOTHER"
&
After Marriage
We Sleep With Our "WIFE"



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Posted on May, 19 2014 08:50:15 PM
mak412


Age: 28 Male
3840 days old here
Total Posts: 1290
Points : 11

Location:
sargodha, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Examiner:y r u under tension?
Did u forget admit card,ID,or calculator?

studnt:No Sir!
By mistake i have brought tomorrow
exam's pharray (Cheating material) today:-)



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Posted on May, 19 2014 08:51:26 PM
mak412


Age: 28 Male
3840 days old here
Total Posts: 1290
Points : 11

Location:
sargodha, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Judge: why r u arrested?
Sardar: for shopping early?
Judge: well, that's not a crime,
anyway how early were u shopping?

Sardar: before opening the shop.....

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Posted on May, 19 2014 08:52:50 PM
mak412


Age: 28 Male
3840 days old here
Total Posts: 1290
Points : 11

Location:
sargodha, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 A pathan said to his friend:
"mujhy smajh nahi aati k log
maheena maheena kaisy nhi nahatay?
Mujhy to 28vein din kharish hona shuru ho jati hai".



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Posted on May, 19 2014 08:54:08 PM
mak412


Age: 28 Male
3840 days old here
Total Posts: 1290
Points : 11

Location:
sargodha, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Teacher told all students
in a class to write an essay
on a cricket match.

All were busy writing except one Sardarji.
He wrote No match, due to rain!!!


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Posted on May, 19 2014 08:55:09 PM
mak412


Age: 28 Male
3840 days old here
Total Posts: 1290
Points : 11

Location:
sargodha, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Husband 2 Wife : Did u Have any boyfriend before marriage ??
Wife remains silent ????

Husband : Mai is Khamoshi ko kya samjhu ??
Wife : Abbe gin ne to De??.

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Posted on May, 19 2014 08:56:28 PM
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