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khurrambaber Age: 42 4850 days old here Total Posts: 2400 Points : 60 Location: gujranwala, Pakistan Status : Offline	Subject : jokes collection by khurrambaber (closed) Aik sardar ko exam my koi swal nahe ata tha,srdar ny hr swal ky nechay \|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\| is tara ke lines laga de or lika Scratch kr ky answer parhlen. Like no likes.
	Posted on June, 06 2011 03:38:52 PM

mak412

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What's the similarity between chewing gum & begum(wife) ??
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Both are sweet at the beginning
and
become tasteless, shapeless and chipku in the eNd...

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Posted on May, 19 2014 05:00:39 PM

mak412

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Doctor to sardar : You will die within 2 hours.
Do you want to see any one before you die?
Sardar : Yes. A good doctor.

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Posted on May, 19 2014 05:02:19 PM

mak412

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Wife : I saw in my dream
that u were buying a diamond ring 4 me
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Husband : i saw your dad paying da bill

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Posted on May, 19 2014 05:04:09 PM

mak412

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TEACHER:
what is the different between
problem and challenge????

STUDENT:3boys+1girl=problem
1boy+3girls=challenge..

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Posted on May, 19 2014 05:05:36 PM

mak412

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Customer : How much is that banana for?

Salesperson : Rs.10

Customer : Can you sell it to me for Rs.6?

Salesperson : At that rate, you will only get the banana peel!

Customer : Okay I will buy the banana for Rs.4 , but you can keep the peel!

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Posted on May, 19 2014 05:07:10 PM

mak412

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Wife Running After A Garbage Truck:
Am I Too Late For The Garbage?

Hubby Following Her Yelled: Not Yet.
Jumpppp Innnn Fastttt.

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Posted on May, 19 2014 05:08:17 PM

mak412 Age: 28 3654 days old here Total Posts: 1290 Points : 11 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	A boy came running in the kitchen, Boy ad, There is an ugly monster at the door Dad(Looking at his wife): Tell him we have already got one! Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 19 2014 05:09:56 PM

mak412 Age: 28 3654 days old here Total Posts: 1290 Points : 11 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	A man came home late at night after a party. His wife yelled: "how would you feel if you don't see me for two days?" The man couldnt believe his luck: 'that would be great'! Monday passed and he didnt see her...... Tuesday and wednesday passed too..... On thursday his swelling became better And now he could see her from the Corner of one eye Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 19 2014 05:11:04 PM

mak412

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Wife is dreaming in the middle of the night
and suddenly shouts: "Up! Quick! My husband is back!"

Man gets up, jumps out of the window,
hurts himself, and then realizes: "Damn, I am the husband!"

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Posted on May, 19 2014 05:13:34 PM

mak412

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Marriage is like a public toilet

Those waiting outside are desperate to get in
&
Those inside are desperate to come out..

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Posted on May, 19 2014 05:14:53 PM

mak412

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In a Mental Hospital a journalist asked the Doctor:
How do u determine whether to admit a patient or not?

Dr: Well, we first fill a BathTub & give a teaspoon, a glass & a bucket to the patient & ask them to empty the Bathtub....

Journalist: Oh, obviously a normal person would use d bucket bcoz its bigger....

Dr: NO, a normal person would pull the drain plug!
Now will u plz proceed to bed no.39 ;-)

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Posted on May, 19 2014 05:15:58 PM

mak412

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*Love b4 Marriage*
Janu...tum nahe to mei nahe,
mei nahe to tum nahe...

*Love after Marriage*
"baghairta"...Aj tu nahe ya me nahe

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Posted on May, 19 2014 05:18:23 PM

mak412 Age: 28 3654 days old here Total Posts: 1290 Points : 11 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	Maths teacher asked JOHNY "If u have 12 chocalate and u give 5 to DONA, 3 to ALICE and 4 to ROMA then wat will u get ? JOHNY replied "Sir! 3 new girl friends". Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 19 2014 05:19:40 PM

mak412 Age: 28 3654 days old here Total Posts: 1290 Points : 11 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	Once many professors were called and asked to sit in an airplane. After they sat. They were informed that the plane is made by their students. All of them ran and got out of plane exdcept one. People asked him the reason He said,"If it's made by my students it will not even start." Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 19 2014 05:21:28 PM

mak412

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Difference between Husband & gadha.

Ans:Husband gadha ban sakta hai,
but
Gadha itna bhi gadha nahi k husband bane!!

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Posted on May, 19 2014 05:22:36 PM

mak412 Age: 28 3654 days old here Total Posts: 1290 Points : 11 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	What's the diff between Dava & Daru? Dava is like girlfriend, that comes with expiry date and Daru is like wife, Jitni purani hogi utna sir chad ke bolegi. Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 19 2014 08:00:38 PM

mak412 Age: 28 3654 days old here Total Posts: 1290 Points : 11 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	U r a nice person... but..U have to do 2 things early in the morning... 1st. pray to God so that u can live.... 2nd.take a bath so that others can live.... Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 19 2014 08:02:01 PM

mak412

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Before marriage:
Roses are red, sky is blue,
O my darling! I love you...

After Marriage:
Roses are dead,
I have flu,
don't come near me,
Paray hatt tuu,

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Posted on May, 19 2014 08:03:17 PM

mak412 Age: 28 3654 days old here Total Posts: 1290 Points : 11 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	Wife came home with a goat. Husband asked"Is bhains ko ghar kion lai ho?" Wife:"Dikhta nahin, bakri hy!" Husband:"Bakri se hi poch raha hon" Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 19 2014 08:09:49 PM

mak412 Age: 28 3654 days old here Total Posts: 1290 Points : 11 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	A Sardar saw a Beautiful Girl,he Went and Kissed her. Girl: "STUPID what r u doing?" Sardar: B.Com final year Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 19 2014 08:12:30 PM

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