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Job Question

Pathan Mobile Company Mein Job K Liye Interview Dene Geya Pehly hi Sawal Ka Jawab Dene Par Usy Maar Kar Bhaga diya Geya Sawal Tha . . . . . Sub se Mashoor Network Kon sa Ha? Pathan: Cartoon Network HAhahahaahahahahahaahahahaahahahahahaahahahahahaahahahahahahaha

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Pathan ka interview tha

Pathan ka interview tha.. Sawal aya : English me translate kero, "Me nokri k liye bohat ummeed se hun". . . . Pathan : I am Pregnant for the Job...;

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Every sunset gives us

Every sunset gives us one day less to live! But every sunrise give us, one day more to hope! So, hope for the best. Good Day & Good Luck for your interview.

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April fool

YOUR NAME YOUR FAME YOUR PERSONALITY YOUR THOUGHTS YOUR VIEWS But keep in mind, April Fool comes once a year. Congratulations!...

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interview with pathan

Ek Sindhi Aur Pathan ka Interview Tha: Sindhi se: Q: Taleem A: B.A Q: Pakistan kab bana? A: Koshish pehle se jari thi per 1947 mai. Q: Pakistan ka PM kon hai? A: Boht aye gaye hain lekin ab Geelani Sahab hain. Pathan ye sub sun raha tha usne teeno ans yaad ker liye. Pathan se: Q: Naam? A: B.A Q: Kab Paida huwe? A: Koshish pehle se jari thi per 1947 mai. Q: Baap ka Naam? A: Boht aye gaye hain lekin ab Geelani Sahab hain

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life means

LIFE MEANS:- 6 frnds, 2 bikes but no petrol exam nite,6 duffers no notes. sitting on sea view , 6 smokers n only 1 cigrete! 1 girl,6 frnds n all saying “teri bhabhi hai

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pathan

pathan went for interview officer:tell me the opposite of ''DAY' pathan:night officer:cool pathan:warm officer:ugly pathanpichli officer:I said ''UGLY'' pathan:I said ''PICHLI'' officer:Oh my god. pathan:Oh my devil. officer:Get out Pathan:Come in officer:U r rejected. pathan:I m selected. officer:keep quiet. pathan:speak tight. Officer:Go to hell Pathan:come to paradise. officer:nikal ja jahil kahi kay. pathan:ander aao laiq yahe kay. officer:police ko bhulao. pathan:fauj ko bhulao. officer:uffff pathan:tuffff officer:purrrr. pathan:turrrrrrrrrrrr. kuch b kar le tera baap bab mujhe fail nahi kar sakta.

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Shahid Afridi in interview

Shahid Afridi in interview

Aap ki umer kitni hai?

24 years.

Lekin 5 saal pehle bhi aap ne yahi kaha tha,

Afridi: Mein 10 saal baad bhi yahi kahoon ga,

Kiu ke

"Pathan apni zuban se kabhie nahi mukrta"

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Cricket t20 ki waja se improve hvi hai..

Cricket T20 aur ipl ki waja se improve hva hai... hame b apna Examination system improve karnay k liye exams me ye step lene Chahiye:- 1-Har paper 1.5 ghanty or 50 number ka hona chahiya. 2-Har 30 mint ka bad mashwre k lye break hona chahiye. 3-Hame 1 free hit den jis me student apni marzi k 1 sawal ka apni marzi ka jawab de. 4-pehle 20 mint ka power play jis me examinerhall se bahar rahe. 5-Agr kisi sawal ka Ans ghalat ho to review ka option hona chahiya ta k student book se confrm kr le...

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interviewee

interviewee;wat z ur date of birth?sardar;nov 28.interviewer;which year?sardar;abey ullu everyyear.

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reward

SHIDAT-E-DARD SAY SHARMINDA NAHI MERI WAFA JIN SAY RISHTAY GEHRAY HON WO ZAKHAM BHI GEHRAY DAITE HAIN by by Alie (3 days ago) / 0 views

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Pathan Ka Interview Tha

Pathan Ka Interview Tha... Sawal Aya: English Me Translate Karo... "Main Nokari K Liye Bohat Umeed Se Hon." Pathan: I Am Pregnent For The Job..!!:)=P

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oye ullu k pathhey

Interviewer :
When Is Your Birthday

Sardar :
13th Oct

Interviewer :
Which Year ?

Sardar :
Oye Ullu Ke Patte
Every Year

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Someone Remember

Someone Remembers, Somebody Cares, YOUR Name Is Whispered In Somebody’s Prayers, Keep The Bright Hope Of Sunshine In View, Someone Is Warmly Thinking Of You

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Do You Remember


You threw me in the corner of a cage, waiting to see
when paradise wind would blow from your hair.

From beginning to end you gave to everybody,
to paupers your assets and riches, peri.

Pauper Mazun cannot tolerate. He rips
his collar with his hand, making his eyes tearful.

Endures because of you, wipes with your skirt,
in view of your eyelashes, his tearful eyes, peri.

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