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Paisa

Jab Tak Paisa Hai.. Tab Tak Duniya Puchti Hai Kaisa Hai...!

60 chars (1 sms)


Jab Question Paper ho out of Control.

Jab Question Paper ho out of Control. Answer sheet ko kr k Fold.... Answer sheet ko kr k Fold. Aeroplane bana k bole! All will fail! Student kia jane Result kia hoga? Marks milegay ya Zero pe Tie ho ga. Toh Girl Friend ghuma... Paisa Ura. Paisa Ura k bole. Papa All is Well!!

277 chars (2 sms)


roti vs sms

ROTI V/S SMS 2000 1 sms 7 Rs 1 roti 2 Rs 2003 1 sms 5 Rs 1 roti 2.5 Rs 2005 1 sms 2 Rs 1 roti 3 Rs 2008 1 sms 0.23 paisa 1 roti 5 Rs 2009 700 sms 7 Rs 1 roti 7 Rs . . . . . . 2015 No roti Only sms

215 chars (2 sms)


jo judai milay

Jo judai mile to woh hai ghum, Jo dair se mile to woh hai paisa, Jo kisi kisi ko mile woh hai pyar, Jo qismat se mile woh hain AAP

130 chars (1 sms)


chanda

Aik pathab ne Veena Malik se masjid ka chanda manga. Veena : ap log to kehte hen k mera paisa naapak hai? Pathan : tumhary paison se hum BATHROOM banaey gy..;-)

162 chars (2 sms)


main Bachpan ki baat kar raha hoon

'Log apne kapro ke style pr kitna paisa barbad kar dete hain,, Jab k zindgi ke sab se haseen lamhe bina kapro ke guzarty hain,, . . . . . . Yahan per main Bachpan ki baat kar raha hoon janab.'

203 chars (2 sms)


Me Padosi Se love Karta Hu

'Beti:Me Parosi Se love Krti Hun, !ORUs K Sath Bhag Rahi Hun Dad:Thanks Beta Tm Mra Paisa or Waqt Bacha Rhi Ho Beti: me ap ko Ami Ka Letter Suna rahi Hon;)'

157 chars (1 sms)


Funny

Arranged marriage :-

Rs 600000 -shaadi
RS 400000 - jwellery
Rs 50000 - shaadi ki rasme
...
Total - 10,50,000 RS

Love marriage :-

RS 100 - stamp paper
RS 20 - Notery
RS 50 - varmaala
RS 10 - photo

Total 180 RS

Paisa aapka...Pasand aapki...Faisla aapka

Jaago grahak jaago. lover k saath bhaago!! :P

335 chars (3 sms)


paisa,waqt,mustakbil aur allah

"paisa" kehta ha mujhe hasil karo or sub ko bhulado "waqt" kehta hy mere peeche chalo,baqi sab ko bhulado. "mustakbil" kehta hy mere lye koshish karo or sub ko bhulado "Allah" sirf itna kehta hy k mujhe yaad karo main ye sub tere qadmon me daal dunga. SUBHAN' ALLAH

361 chars (3 sms)


money

Maana k teri Nazar main kuch b nahi hoon ma "Sagar" Meri Qadar un say pooch jin k meny paisay deny hain :P (' ') /,<<< ( ) // Aglay Labday Phirday Ney menou... :D

167 chars (2 sms)


zindagi me 5 cheezen

zindagi me 5 cheezen kabhi
bhi aa sakti hai-
neend
paisa
khushi
dukh

aur..au r..aur..

''meri yaad''

kyu.. aa gayi naa?

133 chars (1 sms)


1 girl ask 2 pappu

1 girl ask 2 pappu : woh kia hai jo cow k paas 4 or mere paas 2 hain?

pappu : legs

Girl : woh kia hai jo tumhari pant main hai aur meri pant mein nahi hai?

pappu: paisay

Girl : woh kia hai jo log din main karne k bajaye ko raat bistar pe kartay hain

pappu: neend puri karte hain

girl : woh kia hai jo larki pehli daffa karwate huye pain ki wajah se roti hai?

pappu : kaan main ched

MORAL : aap bhi apni zehniat pappu ki tarhan saaf rakhain

464 chars (3 sms)


lyf of da collge

lyf of da collge student
wallet hai paisay nhi
lecturere hai attendence nhi
cell hai balnce nhi
frends hai girl frend nhi
exam hai tension nhi
parhna hai mood nhi

169 chars (2 sms)


ALLAH ke naam pe

ALLAH ke naam pe,
MAULA ke naam pe,
Tere biwi bachon ke naam pe,
Koi mere is SMS padne wale dost koi paisa dedo,
yeh mujhay SMS nahi karta

143 chars (1 sms)


Ek Din Zindagi Aise

Ek Din Zindagi Aise Muqaam Pe Pohanch Jayegi

Dosti Tou Sirf Yaado''n Me Reh Jayegi

Har Cup Coffee Ka Yaad Doston Ki Dilayega

Aur

Hanste Hanste Phr Aankhe''n Num Ho Jayengi

Office K Chamber Me Classroom Nazar Ayega

Par Chahne Pe Bhi Proxy Nahi Lag Payegi.

Paisa Tou Bahut Hoga Mgr Usey Lutane Ki Wajah He Kho Jayegi
Jee Le Khulke Is Pal Ko Mere Dost Kyun K Zindagi In Palon Ko Phir Se Nahi Dohrayegi

-->Dedicated To All My Frndz<--

462 chars (3 sms)


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