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Molvi PaPpU Ne Farmaya

Molvi PaPpU Ne Farmaya
K
Shaban
K Mahinay Mein Jo Koi
Apnay Dost
Ko 100 Ka Card Load Karwaye Ga
Usay
Qayamat K Din
Ek NOKIA N95
Free Milay Ga... ;->
SubhanALLAH

174 chars (2 sms)


packge pe apni grlfrnd se bat kya!

Pathan : Kal hum Ne raat se subah tak 4 rupe ghnta packge pe apni grlfrnd se bat kya!

Dost: wo Q?

Pathan: humko Molvi ne bola tha k aaj jaagne ka raat hai ;->

168 chars (2 sms)


Aaj kal Molvi b 2 Qism k ho gaye hain

Aaj kal Molvi b 2 Qism k ho gaye hain.

1 Banda Bus me 1 Molvi ko deikh kr darty darty pochta hy,

"Molvi sab,
ap Darood waalay Molvi ho,
ya Barood waalay.";-)

166 chars (2 sms)


Aik molvi ki bivi marr gai,

Aik molvi ki bivi marr gai,
wo khusray se kehnay laga k alaan kerdo.
khusra mike k aghay ja kar kehnay laga
"haijjmalo pao luddi.
molvi di marr
gai Ae buddi":-)

166 chars (2 sms)


1 Dafa 1 molvi movie dekh raha tha

1 Dafa 1 molvi movie dekh raha tha.

Doosra admi:molvi sab ap nay tu kaha tha
k ap movie nai dekhtay.


Molvi:mai is ko nafrat ki nigah say dekh raha hon...:-)

166 chars (2 sms)


kesy hain halaat




Kesy hain?
Halaat
Waqiat
Mashiyat
Urdu
English
Or
Islamiyat
Aap k shehar k wo
Rastay
Galyan
Sarkain
Or
Muhallaat
Azeez Rishtedar
Parosi
Puphiyan
Mamun
Chachy
Chotay
Baray
Jawan
Borhay
Bhai
Dost
Yar
Ghamkhuwar
Rafiq
Raqeeb
Or
Wo
Gharib
Bhokay
Or
Khan
Wo Tbligh walay
skool k Asatza
Masjid k Molvi Sahiban
Or Un k shagird
Shareef
Bdmash
or
Shetan
Sb theek hen na?
Or koi reh tu nhi gaya?
Sab ko mera Salam dijiye ga.



Or han!
Aap kesay ho?
OR sb ghr waly? ;->

520 chars (4 sms)


larka larki molvi k



Larka Larki Molvi k pas ge or bole:
"Jaldi se hamara nikah parho"

Molvi ne nikah parha dia,

Larka bola: "Ap ki fees?

Molvi bola: Apni bivi ki khubsurti k mutabiq pese do"

Larke ne 100 rupe diye

Achanak hawa chali or Larki k moonh se niqab uth gya

Molvi ne dekha to bola:

Baqaya to leta ja bhai. :-)

325 chars (3 sms)


ek molvi ek aurast




Ek Molvi Ek Aurast Se
Takra Gya, Aurat Ghussay
Se
"aapko Sharm Nhi Aati
Daarhi Rkh kr Takkar
Maar Rahy Hyn?"

Molvi-Mohtarma Ye
Daarhi Hy Breake''n
Nahi ... ;->

180 chars (2 sms)


molvi pappu ne farmaya


Molvi PaPpU Ne Farmaya
K
Shaban
K Mahinay Mein Jo Koi
Apnay Dost
Ko 100 Ka Card Load Karwaye Ga
Usay
Qayamat K Din
Ek NOKIA N95
Free Milay Ga... ;->
SubhanALLAH

176 chars (2 sms)


packge pe apni grlfrnd se bat kya


Pathan : Kal hum Ne raat se subah tak 4 rupe ghnta packge pe apni grlfrnd se bat kya!

Dost: wo Q?

Pathan: humko Molvi ne bola tha k aaj jaagne ka raat hai ;->

170 chars (2 sms)


aaj kal molvi b 2 qism k ho gaye hain



Aaj kal Molvi b 2 Qism k ho gaye hain.

1 Banda Bus me 1 Molvi ko deikh kr darty darty pochta hy,

"Molvi sab,
ap Darood waalay Molvi ho,
ya Barood waalay.";-)

170 chars (2 sms)


aik molvi ki bivi marr gai


Aik molvi ki bivi marr gai,
wo khusray se kehnay laga k alaan kerdo.
khusra mike k aghay ja kar kehnay laga
"haijjmalo pao luddi.
molvi di marr
gai Ae buddi":-)

170 chars (2 sms)


nafrat ki nigah say dekh raha hon


1 Dafa 1 molvi movie dekh raha tha.

Doosra admi:molvi sab ap nay tu kaha tha
k ap movie nai dekhtay.


Molvi:mai is ko nafrat ki nigah say dekh raha hon...:-)

168 chars (2 sms)


gadha masjid main ghus gia



Aik marasi ka gadha masjid main ghus gia
Molvi sab ne marasi ki khoob bezti ki
marasi bola:
jan deo
molvi sab Janwar si aa gia

saano kadi vekhya aay.;->

170 chars (2 sms)


gadha masjid main ghus gia

Aik marasi ka gadha masjid main ghus gia
Molvi sab ne marasi ki khoob bezti ki
marasi bola:
jan deo
molvi sab Janwar si aa gia

saano kadi vekhya aay.;->

163 chars (2 sms)


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