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Pathan Mobile Company Mein Job K Liye Interview Dene Geya Pehly hi Sawal Ka Jawab Dene Par Usy Maar Kar Bhaga diya Geya Sawal Tha . . . . . Sub se Mashoor Network Kon sa Ha? Pathan: Cartoon Network HAhahahaahahahahahaahahahaahahahahahaahahahahahaahahahahahahaha

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O pakistanio

O pakistanio bus main latak kar aanay walo light ke beghair rehnay walo deshat gardi bardasht karne walo har chees pe etra text dene walo 40 ka petrol 108 main kharidne walo selab ka imdadi maal dobara market se lene walo shehr ki light ka bill apne ghar se dene walo sania ko bhabhi kehne walo muni ko badaam kane walo english ke paper main calculator le janay walo ganje ko wazir banay walo call center wali larki se baat karke khush honay walo . . . meri taraf se sab ko ADVANCE EID MUBARAK

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Ek couple date pe tha

Ek couple date pe tha, Dad ne dekh liya !!! Dad ne call kiya..beta kaha ho ...? Beta := exam dene aaya hu ! Dad := "par dhyan se, agar es exam ka result aa gya to jan se mar dunga

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Kaha Hai Garib

id 2 Mom:” 10 Rs Dena, Bahar 1 Garib Ko Dene Hen.. . . . Mom:” Kaha Hai Garib.. ?? . . . Kid:” Bechra Bahar Dhup Me Kulfiyan Bech Raha Hai..:p:p

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dilon ko kharedny walay

Dilon ko khareedney wale hazar mil jayege, Aap ko dagha dene wale bar-bar mil jayege, Milega na aapko hum jesa koi, Milne ko to dost beshumar mil jayege.

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Full Mental

Professor to Students: "1 platform 2km lamba hy, Aandhi chal rahi hy 60km/h ki speed se, aur 1 train aai aur mashriq se maghrib ki taraf chali gayi. tou ab sawal yeh hy k meri umar kitni hy?" Saaray Students hairaan ho kar aik doosre ki taraf dekhne lagay, 1 Student ne jawab dene k liye haath kharra kiaa. Student: Sir apki umar 42 saal hy. Professor: Good, lekin tum ne kese calculate kiaa? Student: Sir humare ghar k pass 1 aadmi rehta hy, woh half mental hy aur uski umar 21 saal hy....

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itni shidat se maine

itni shidat se maine pass hone ki koshish ki hay


k har teacher nay mujhay marks dene ki sazish ki hay


yeh exam bhi apni filmo ki tarha hotay hain



end mai sab kuch acha ho jata hai


HAPPY
.......ENDINGS

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Dilon ko khareedne

Dilon ko khareedne wale hazaar mil jayenge,
tumko daga dene wale bar-bar mil jayenge.
Milega na tumko hum jaisa koi,
milne ko to dost beshumar mil jayenge.

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Sab ki zindagi mein

Sab ki zindagi mein khushyian dene wale,
Mere dost ki zindagi mein koi gham na ho,
Usko mujhse bhie achche dost milein,
Jab uski zindagi mein hum na hon..

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Dosti is a sweet Relatio

Dosti is a sweet Relation coz DOSTI Means
(D)-dua dene wala.
(O)-omeed ki kiran
(S)-sath nbhane wala
(T)-tanhai ka sathi
(I)-Itbar k kabil.
Jesy k main

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Dilon ko khareedney

Dilon ko khareedney wale Hazar mil jayege,


Aap ko Dagha Dene wale bar-bar mil jayege,


Milega nA Aapko Hum jesa koi,


Milne ko To Dost Beshumar mil jayege.

168 chars (2 sms)


Ye Dost b Ajeeb Hot

Ye Dost b Ajeeb Hote Hyn
Dene Pe Aaye''n Tou
Jaan De Dain
Lene Pe Aayen Tou
Hansi Tak Cheen Lain
Kehne Pe Aayen Tou Dil K Tamam Khano K
Raaz Tak Keh Dain
Chupane Pe Aayen Tou Ye Tak na Batayen
K Khafa Kyun Hyn
Naraz Honay Pe Aayen Tou
Saans Tak na Lene Dain
Manane Pe Aaye''n Tou
Apni Saansain Waar Dain

"Dost" Zindagi main Nahi Mila Kerte
Zindagi "Doston" Main Milti Hy ... (:

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Khul Ke Barse Rooh

Khul Ke Barse Rooh Par Abr-E-Karam
Jhom Ke Rakhon Madene Mein Qadam
Rehmat Ul Lil Almeen
Khulq E Azeem
Sarware Deen
Mujtaba O Muhtasham
Sallalahu Ale Hi Waale Hi Wasalam

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Assalam-o-Alaikum

Assalam-o-Alaikum

Hm Apne
HazooR-PAK
Ko Unki
Weladt PR
1 CRoR DRud Pak
Ka Gift Dene JaRhe hen

Sirf 1 BAR DROOD PAK PARH K Forward kar do n dnt break da chain

169 chars (2 sms)


Dil si cheez ha

Dil si cheez hai, dene ko hai de day
Magar koi qabeel bhi to ho
Hum to jaan de kay bhi khush hain
Magar koi qateel bhi to ho

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