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Sardarji

Sardarji is filling up a job application........................... He promptly fills in the lines on Name, Age, Addr,& etc. Then came the column Salary Expected..................... After much thought he writes: Yes.............................

250 chars (2 sms)


zebra crossing

Sardarji zebra crossing ke black & white patte par bar bar idhar-udhar chalte the, woh kya rahe honge....think............. "SALA YE PIANO BAJTA KYO NAHI"

154 chars (1 sms)


A sardarji goes to a chinese restaurant

A sardarji goes to a chinese restaurant and puts his finger on the last of menu: Bring this. Waiter: Oh! you can't get it because he is the owner of restaurant.

161 chars (2 sms)


A sardar goes to a restaurant

A sardar goes to a restaurant and his cell phone rings. Wife: How are you? Surprised Sardarji:Oji I am fine but how did you know where I was?

142 chars (1 sms)


You are seeing my wife

Sardarji & his wife going to city in auto. Driver adjusted miror. Sardarji shouted you are seeing my wife. Go & sit back. I will drive auto…:D

143 chars (1 sms)


Sardar Cycle K

Sardar
Cycle
K
Break
Hath
Me
Lekar
Nach
Raha
Tha.
.
Man-Ye Kya Kar Rahe Ho SARDARJI.?
.
Sardar-Oye!
BREAK DANCE

126 chars (1 sms)


SARDARJI was in a

SARDARJI was in a Bar and his Cellular phone Rings.

He picks it up and


Says ''Hello, How did you know I was Here?''

124 chars (1 sms)


Sardarji & his wife going to city in auto.



Sardarji & his wife going to city in auto.
Driver adjusted miror.
Sardarji shouted you are seeing my wife.

Go & sit back. I will drive auto…:D

153 chars (1 sms)


Sardarji to others:

Sardarji to others:
Did anyone lose money wrapped in a rubber band?
One said, Yes I did
Sardar: Well, it’s your lucky day,
I found the rubberband!

150 chars (1 sms)


A sardarji’s boy asked his dad:

A sardarji’s boy asked his dad:
What is a grownup joke?
Sardar ji replied:
any joke which is eighteen years old

114 chars (1 sms)


A sardarji goes to a chinese restaurant



A sardarji goes to a chinese restaurant
and puts his finger
on the last of menu: Bring this.

Waiter: Oh! you can’t get it
because he is the owner of restaurant.

172 chars (2 sms)


A sardar goes



A sardar goes to a restaurant
and his cell phone rings.
Wife: How are you?

Surprised Sardarji:Oji I am fine but
how did you know where I was?

153 chars (1 sms)


Teacher told all student



Teacher told all students
in a class to write an essay
on a cricket match.

All were busy writing except one Sardarji.
He wrote No match, due to rain!!!

163 chars (2 sms)


A sardarji photographer is focusing

A sardarji photographer is focusing
a dead body’s face in a funeral function,
suddenly all dead persons relatives beat him.
why? He said “SMILE PLEASE

153 chars (1 sms)


In a party a lady wanted



In a party a lady wanted
to go to toilet so
she inquired with a sardar
papaji susu karne ki jagah dikhao,

sardarji replied u naughty
pehle tum dikhao.

163 chars (2 sms)


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