Search Results for 'Kya'
Teacher: jab clock pe 13 bjy ka time ho to us tim kya wakt ho ga..?
Student: Sir us tim clock thek krwany ka wakt ho ga..!!
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Q: Aik Over Mein Kitni Balls Phenki Jaati HaiN?
Kya Kaha..6?
Sorry Aik Over Mein Aik He Ball 6
Baar Phenki Jaati Hai.
Aaye Baray Cricket k Shoqeen ;->
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Teacher: Bachon Batao Pakistan
ne Jo Atom Bomb India pe pheka tha
aur India ne use Pencil bana
diya uska naam kya hai?
STUDENTS: ADNAN SAMI
146 chars (1 sms)
1 chutki
NASWAR
ki qemat tum kya jano
Pathan k sr ka taj hoti hai1 chtki
NASWARH
ar pan ki dukan pe aam hoti hai1 chtki
NASWAR
Sasti se sasti or mehngi se mehngi hoti hai1 chtki
NASWAR
Difrent green color main dastiab hoti hai1 chtki
NASWAR
Har jaga beth kr lagai jasakti hai1 chtki
NASWAR
Nashe ki shuruat hoti hai1 chtki
NASWAR
Plastic & rubber band ka sath hoti hai1 chtki
NASWAR
Pathan ki pukar
Khane ko tayyarAur kuch nahin bas1 chtki NASWAR ;->
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Is A male or female????
socho
Socho
Female
Why?
Bcoz
A kya bolti tu...? ;->
187 chars (2 sms)
Aaj Newspaper me parha k cute Logon ko sMs karne se dil ki bimari ho sakti hai.!
To aj se BAND!!!
Kya Sms?
Nahi jee!
NEWSPAPER..
195 chars (2 sms)
Question : "Pizza Hut" ka opposite kya hota hai?
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Answer : Pizza hatna mat...........
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Ladki Boli : Chandni chaand se hoti hai, sitaron se nahi, Mohabbat ek se hoti hai, hazaaron se nahi. Ladka Bola : Chandni agar chaand se hogi to sitaron ka kya hoga, Mohabbat agar ek se hogi to hazaron ka kya hoga.
215 chars (2 sms)
Bolaa dukaan-daar, ke kya chahiye tumhain. Jo bhi kahoge meri dukaan per wo paoge. Maine kahaa ke kutte ke khane ka cake hai, bola yahin pe khaoge ya leke jaoge
160 chars (1 sms)
Suraj hua maddham,
Chand jal ne laga,
Aasma yeh hai,
Kyo pighal ne laga,
Main tehra raha,
zameen chal ne lagi,
Kya yeh mera pehla, pehla pyaar hai?
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Yeh pyar nahi-earthquake hai bhaag!
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Raat Bhar Wo i Nhi
Hum Hila Hila Ker So
Gaye;
Jo i Nhi Light Thi,
Aor
Jo Hila Rahay Thy Wo
Pankha Tha,
Tum bi na yar kya kya
Sochtay ho?
178 chars (2 sms)
Arz kia hai
parh parh kar kya karna
hai,
akhir eik din to marna
hai,
marne k baad b aagr dubra janam howa to,
shuru to nursery se hi krna hai!
wah wah wah wah wah ...:->
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Circuit: Bhai America mein address puchega tho kya bolne ka
Munna: Dhobhi Ghaat
Circuit: Bhai english mein bolneka tho?
Munna: Washington
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Kya yaar tum bi ajeeb ho,
mere dil ke kitne kareeb ho,
na milte ho na sms karte ho ,
kya tum mujse bi jayada garib ho
121 chars (1 sms)
Subha
SMS
Shaam
SMS
Din me
SMS
Raat me
SMS
Ghar me
SMS
Office me
SMS
Jeena
SMS
Marna
SMS
Akhir kya he ye SMS??
S = SUB
M= MIL ker
S = SOCHO:-)
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