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Ye Kya Hai EID

Ye Kya Hai EID?

Accountant Ne Kaha,
E: Extreem Happy
I : In
D : Divide Expenses.

BusinessMan Ne Kah,

E: Esteem Happy
I : In
D : Discount

Lawyer Ne Kaha.

E : Event Of
I : Increase
D : Dual Happy

lovers Ne Kaha.

E: Eik Or
I : I
D : DAte

265 chars (2 sms)


When I Fail

When I Fail ...

I Laugh And Say
" It''s My Passion ..."

And

When I Succeed ...

I Call It My
"Business Strategy ... "

130 chars (1 sms)


However High D

However High D Sky May B,
However Wide D River May B,
However Strong D Wind May B,
However Dark D Clouds May B
Just Remember
Its Non Of Ur Business

153 chars (1 sms)


No matter how

No matter how high da sky is


How deep da ocean is


How strong da wind is


How wide da river is


I jus want 2 tell U




They’re none of UR BUSINESS!

171 chars (2 sms)


Santa Invested 2 Lakhs

Santa Invested 2 Lakhs

In A Business And Suffered Huge Losses.

Do U Know What The Business Was?

He Opened A Saloon In Punjab!

135 chars (1 sms)


| t0dAyZ Th0uGhT |

| t0dAyZ Th0uGhT |
A human being, like a business, makes profits and suffers losses. For a human being, however, the ultimate currency is not money, nor is it any external measure, such as fame, fortune, or power. The ultimate currency for a human being is happiness

268 chars (2 sms)


[- tOdaY''z tHoUgHt -]+

[- tOdaY''z tHoUgHt -]+


Eat And Drink With Your Relatives . . . !!!



Do Business With Strangers . . . !!!

117 chars (1 sms)


Businessman explaining



Businessman explaining the reason for having 2 wives

“Monopoly is always damaging

&

Competition improves service”.

129 chars (1 sms)


What is BUSINESS ?



What is BUSINESS ?

Dad: I want u 2 marry a girl of my choice.
Son: No
Dad: The girl is Bill Gate’s daughter.
Son: then Ok.

Dad goes o Bill Gates.
Dad: I want your daughter to marry my son.
Bill Gates: No
Dad: My son is the CEO of the World Bank.
Bill Gates: Than ok

Dad goes 2 the President of the World Bank.
Dad:Appoint my son as the CEO of your bank.
President:No
Dad:He is the son-in-law of Bill Gates.
President: Then OK

That’s business…!!

473 chars (3 sms)


A lawyer saw an

A lawyer saw an auto accident on street.
He rushed over and started handing out
business cards saying:
I saw the whole thing..
I will take either side.

155 chars (1 sms)


Dad goes 2 Bill Gates

Dad goes 2 Bill Gates 4 d proposal of his son
Dad: I want ur daughter 2 marry my son.
Bill Gates: no!
Dad: My son is the CEO of the World Bank.
Bill gates: then ok!
Dad goes 2 d president of da World Bank..
Dad: Apoint my son as CEO of ur Bank.
President: No!
Dad: He is da son-in-law of Bill Gates.
President: Then ok!

This is BUSINESS.

349 chars (3 sms)


High Level Insult....

High Level Insult....

Little Johnny Was Sitting On A Bench Eating Sweets One After Another.

Man Nearby:
People Who Eat So Many Sweets Dont Live Long.

Johnny:
My Grandpa Died When He Was 106 Years Old.

Man:
Did He Eat Many Sweets?

Johnny:
No, He Always Minded His Own Business

294 chars (2 sms)


Commerce professor

Commerce professor asks the student: what is the most important source of finance for starting business?

Student: "Father in law".

133 chars (1 sms)


Q: What are two reasons why women don''t mind their own business?

Q: What are two reasons why women don''t mind their own business?





















Ans:

1 => No Mind



2 => No Business . . . . . ;->

177 chars (2 sms)


Ek Aadmi Business Main

Ek Aadmi Business Main Loss K Baad Bohat Ghareeb Ho Gaya
Jab Khaane Ko Kuch Bhi Na Rha Tou Us Ne Apni Biwi Se Kaha:
''''Bachon KO Nanhiyal Bhej Do
Tum Apni Walida K Paas Chali Jao
Aur Mera Kia Hai
Main Susral Chala Jata Hoon'''' ;->

241 chars (2 sms)


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