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pathan on mobile

Ek Phatan mobile ki dukan pr gya ur Bola: Mujhe Kaan main Lagane wala mobile chaheye . Dukandar after much thinking "Aap ka matlab hy Bluetooh Handsfree se hy"

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pathan and dost

Phatan: Yaar mere dost k abbu foat ho gae Hy main ne use phone krna hy, Par call bohat lambi ho jaey gi. Major Rohail: Happy hour on karva k kr lo sasta rahe ga. Pathan: Oy afssos ki baat "Happy" hour se kese kru?

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pathan ke BV!!

Phatan khudkushi kr rha tha
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Dost:
Ye kya kr rhe ho?
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Phatan:
Mera BV larke k sath bhag gya
Me us larke k bena zinda
Nhi reh skta

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pathan!!!

Phatan train me su su kr k aya
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BV:
Ap ka pyjama geela kyu hy?
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Phatan:
Toilet mein likha hy
“Jisam ka koe b hesa bahir na nekale”

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pathan to pessenger

Pessenger : Agr Sub Trains Late Hon To Time Table Ka Kya Faida ? Phatan : Agr Sb Trains Waqt Per Hon To Waiting Room Ka Kya Faida . . ;-P

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''Aik Ladki darya par nahane gayi uska kutta bhi 7 tha.

''Aik Ladki darya par nahane gayi uska kutta bhi 7 tha.

jiska name tha "KUCH KUCH"

nahate waqt kutta iske kaprey le kar bhag giya wo nangi uske piche bhagne lagi.

Raste me 1 Phatan mila wo us se boli Khan Sahb ap ne mera KUCH KUCH deka.

Phatan: Wai Qurban hum ne to tumhara sab kuch deka.''

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''Aik Phatan ne kisi ladki se

''Aik Phatan ne kisi ladki se kaha k mujhe tum se kuch kehan he keh doon.
Ladki: bolo
Phatan: ap ke pass NASWAR hey.

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PHATAN 14 AUG

PHATAN 14 AUG ko kabrustan me kabrain khud rha tha 1 admi ne pocha khan sb kya kr rahe ho, Khan bola wo yara aj azadi ka din ha to hum in ko azad kar raha ha

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Phatan:

Phatan:
Yara Mujhe 1 Hathora Or Kel Chahye Computer K Lye.
Sales Man:
Magr Computer M In Ka Kya Kaam.
Phatan:
Oye Yara Mujhe Computer Me Window Lagani Hay . :->

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Ek Phatan Ko Hotle

Ek Phatan Ko Hotle Me Job Mil Gye, Hotle Malik Ne Us Ki Duty Namak Dani Me Namak Bharne Ki Laga Di

Sham Ko Jb Malik Aaya To Us Ne Deakha K Phatan Ne Sirf Ek Namak Dani Namak Se Bhari Hai

Malik Guse Se Bola : Hudd Haraam Ho Tum

Phatan Bola ! Kocchaa Hm Kya Krta Is Ka Soorakh Hi Boht Tung Thaa

:-) :-)

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e kh0cha machar humko torch le kar dondh raha hai :

Pathan raat ko machardani laga kar
so raha tha, Achanak ek Jugnoo aa nikla.
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PHATAN:Lo ye kh0cha machar humko
torch le kar dondh raha hai :

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