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Karan Johar is producing a new film
and
is
searching 4 new talent
I''ve suggest ur name
plz go on and meet him
The movie name is
"AQQAL HO NA HO"
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According 2 the latest research NISWAAR helps in improving eye sight
EVIDENCE :-PESHAWAR main chaand 1 din pehlay nazar aa jata hay...
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2 Men searchig for their lost wifes 1st: how''s ur wife look like?2nd:beautiful,bold,tall,blue eyes.What about urs?1st: Meri nu maar goli,chal teri labiye :-D
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How 2 catch squirrels?
It''s simple
Just climb a tree & sit
Squirrels will come in search of U
U know Y?
''Coz They Love NUTS!!
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Wat wud
U do if..
U lose me
1day?
So cute..I knew u''ll search 4me... :)
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Ek research se pata chala hai chimpanji bhi SMS pad sakte hain,
Ye SMS apko final testing ke liye bheja ja raha hai..
Apna certificate zoo se collect kare!!!.
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Agar WINDOWS Punjabi Main Hoti Tou . . .
SEND = SUTTO
INSERT = PAO
DOWNLOAD = THALLE LAO
DELETE = MITTI PAO
RUN = NASO
SEARCH = LABO
ALT CTRL DEL = SYAPA HII MUKAO . . . ;->
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How To Find
AVAGADRO''S Number ?
Guess
.......
So Simple
Open The Phone Directory And Search For
AVAGADRO ... ;->
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pata hai mujhey "National Geoghraphy Channel" mein job mill ghayee hai, laikin aik masla hai aur wo tum hee hal kar saktey ho.
Merey Zummein bandaron par research hai, iss liye kabhi time nikal kar aaao aur apney barrey mein kuch batao,
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raja pakistani ka sms
"yaar I am receiving sms daily but not getting any interest coz I am in search of a Rani while the sender name shows to be Rana, so I have decided to sell my cell phone"
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Breaking News ...
Islamic Research Se Sabit Hua Hy k
"Murghi Haram Hy"
"Agar Chori Ki Ho Tou" ... ;->
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Research K Mutabiq
Larkia''n Larko''n Se Zyada
Mehanti Hoti Hyn
Kyun k
100 Me Se 10
Larkia''n Naturaly
Khubsurat Hoti Hyn
Aur Baqi
Apni Mehnat Se ... ;->
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What R U Searching
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No Msgs Today
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Bcoz
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Kashmir Day Is Holiday :-
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Easy way to kill an ant.
Mix chili powder with sugar & give it to ant.
After having that the ant will go in search
of water somewhere near a water tank.
When the ant reaches the tank,
push it into the tank,
now the ant fully soaked in water,
it wil go to dry himself near fire.
When it reaches near fire,
put a bomb in fire,
it will be injured in the blast.
Then admit the wounded ant in ICU.
Remove oxygen mask & kill it.;-)
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