Search Results for 'Pathan'
Hitler said: "There is no word like IMPOSSIBLE in my dictionary"
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Pathan said: Ab bolne ka kya fayida Hitler bhai?
Jab Dictionary khareedi thi tab hi check karni thi na?
172 chars (2 sms)
Pathan to Teacher: I'm going ka kya matlab hota hai ?
Teacher: Mein ja raha hun.
Pathan: Matlab bataye bagher to yaha se tera baap bhi nahi ja sakta.
151 chars (1 sms)
Ek kanjoos Pathan ne mithayi ki dukaan kholi aur mulazim k liye akhbaar mein ishtihaar diya.
"EK MULAZIM KI ZARURAT HAI
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Sirf SUGAR k marez raabta karen"
165 chars (2 sms)
Sardar: Kal koi mera purse maar gaya us mein 2000 rupees thy,
Pathan: Jhooty,1500 thy maine ghar ja kar khud giny thy.
Sardar: Paise ka masla nahi hai bas tum admi ka pata karo.
179 chars (2 sms)
Faqeer: Oh..Bab kuch dedo boht bhooka hun.
Pathan: 100 rupees dikhaty huwe bola 50 rupees hein tere pass ?
Faqeer: (Khush ho kar) G haan.
Pathan: To pehle wo to kharch karlo.
177 chars (2 sms)
Pathan New York Gaya
Wahan Aik Building Mein Aag Lagi Dekhi Tou Kaha
Tm Log Neechey Kood Jao Mein Pehelwan Hon Pakar Longa Pehle Aik ßacha
Gira Usne Pakar Liya Phir Aik Admi Gira Usse ß Pakar Liya Phir Aik
Kala Admi Kooda Tou Pathan Nai Chor Diya 0r Kaha ...
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Oye
Jali Huyi Lashen Mat Phenko !!! ;)
347 chars (3 sms)
Passenger: Yaar yeh koan sa stop hey, bus main jhatkay buhat lag rahay hain.
Driver: Salay, bus rukki hoi hay, tum PATHAN ki goad main baithay ho.
150 chars (1 sms)
Aey Eid k Chaand !
Kyun krta hy tu hum ko pareshan?
Tujhy dekhny k liye bechain hyn Hum aur Mufti Muneeb-ur-Rehman
Tujhy dekh nahi paatey poorey Pakistan k Insan
Magar kahan se dhoond lete hyn tujhy Sarhad k kuch Pathan? =P ;)
238 chars (2 sms)
Pathar se dosti,
Jan ko khatra.
Pathan se dosti,
Demagh ko khatra.
Daru say dosti,
LIver ko khatra.
Hum say dosti,
rat be rat SMS ka khatra!!
149 chars (1 sms)
Pehle Aata Mil Jata Tha..
Ab Aatay k Liye Line Banani Parti Hy
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Har Line Mai 3,4 Pathan Zaroor Hotay Hain
< Jeenay Doo Musharaf >
147 chars (1 sms)
Sikh: kal koi meri biwi k sath zabardasti krgya aur Rs 20000 v le gya
pathan: jhut bolta hai,15000 tha
sikh: paise ka itna masla nai bas aadmi pata kar yaar ;->
166 chars (2 sms)
Sardar: Larkiyan Bhi Ajeeb Hoti Hain. Baat Karo To Thappar Marti Hain!
Pathan: Yehi To Tum Na Patay Ka Baat Kia, Larka Acha Hota Hai . . . ;->
150 chars (1 sms)
Height Of Fear
2 Pathan Ek Bathroom Main Naha Rahey Thy
Sabun Neechey Girr Gaya
Par Darr K marey Koi Jhuk Kar Utha Nahi Raha … ;->
143 chars (1 sms)
Ek Pathan ko Hichki ayi or sath he uska Paad b nikl gya..
Pathan:
O khucha lagta hy humko
Gul Bano k sath sath
Gul Khan b yad kr rha hy . . . :p :d ;->
161 chars (2 sms)
Teacher Pathan Sy:
Qatil kisay kehtay hain?
Pathan:
Pata nahi..?
Teacher:
Agar tum apni Biwi ka Qatal kar do to tum kya kehlao gay...?
Pathan:
"ZARDARI"
166 chars (2 sms)