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Teacher To Pathan: Where Were You Born?
Pathan Proudly Says: In Khyber PakhtonKhua
Teacher: Spell It.
Pathan: I Think I was Born in N.W.F.P. :-)
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1 pathen n other pathan were watchin a cricket match. When Afridi hits a boundary.
1st pathan: Kya Goal mara.
2nd pathan : Raha na bewakoof ka bewakoof, Goal ismein nahin cricket mein hota hai
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Khaufnaak Andheri raat ke sannatay mey aik Bhoot dosray ko samjha raha tha:
Bhai,ghabra mat ye sab teray dimag ka waham hai, PATHAN-WATHAN khuch nahi hotay
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1 Pathan pani P raha tha
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Ab kya Pathan pani bhi nahi p sakta ???Iss main bhi joke chahiay tum logo ko ???
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Pathan Born in JUNGLE is called SHER KHAN
born in WAR is BANDOOQ KHAN
Born in 0cean SAMANDAR KHAN
Born in garden GUL khan
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when Born in a BUS New khan.
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1 pathan ka mobile chori ho gaya.
Pathan bohat roya, rote rote hasne lga.
Kisi ne pocha hans kyu rhe ho.?
Pathan bola mobile to le gya pr charger to mere pas hy na..
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PathaN to Nurse: agar larka ho to kehna papo pass hogya..
agr larki ho to kehna papo fail hogya..
Laikin Nurse ne bahar aa ker kaha k ..
PAPO ki compart ayi hai
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1 pathan ankhay band Kar k shishee k samne betha tha..
1 aadmi ne pocha khan bhai kia karrahe ho..??
Pathan bola yar hum dekhraha hai k hum sota hua kesa lagta hai..
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--> Ek Pathan Mufafir ne kaha hai : " Mujay Samaj nahi aati Log Mahina mahina kaisay nahi nahatay , mujay tu 28 wain din kharish honi shoro ho jati hai " : D
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Ek Pathan Ne Kisi Ko Phone Kia.. Wahan Se Jawab Aaya.. "The Number U''ve Dialed Is not Responding At The Moment"
Pathan Bola: Koi Baat Nahi Baaji, Usko Bolna Hum Baad Main Phon Kare Ga.... ;->
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Pathan Ko CHirag Milla
Chirag Ragra , Jin Nikla ... Jin Ne Kaha 3 Wishes Batao
Pathan
1 : Aik Bara Bangla hooo
2 : Us Main Me Khub Dolat MAnd log Ho
3 : Mujhe Isme CHOWKIDAR lagwadoooo :D :D
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Pathan: Hum Ne Ek Aisa Cheez Banaya Hai Jiske Zariye Dewar K Doosri Taraf Dekha Ja Sakta Hai........!!!!!!!!
Sardar: Wo Kia Cheez Banai Hai tumne Khan Shahab
Pathan: Suurakh... ;->
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Partition was Due in 1930 but Huee 1947
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Yeh Decide Kar Rahe Thay k SIKH kon le ga Aur PATHAN Kon Le GA !!!
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Ek Din 1 Farishta Janwaroo Ko Unki Zat Bata Raha Tha
Sher-Jutt
Cheeta-Rajput
Hathi-Butt
Zebra-MAlik
Khota-Pathan
Khota Replid O Pai Jee Mai Khota hi Theek Aan
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Ek Din 1 Farishta Janwaroo Ko Unki Zat Bata Raha Tha
Sher-Jutt
Cheeta-Rajput
Hathi-Butt
Zebra-MAlik
Khota-Pathan
Khota Replid O Pai Jee Mai Khota hi Theek Aan
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