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Santa found answer

Santa found answer to the most difficult question ever- What comes first - the chicken or the egg?
O yaar, jiska order pehle doge, vo ayega!

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EXAMS ARE LIKE GIRL FRIEND

EXAMS ARE LIKE GIRL FRIENDS;

1. TOO MANY QUESTIONS.

2. DIFFICULT TO UNDERSTAND.

3. MORE EXPLANATION IS NEEDED.

4. RESULT IS ALWAYS FAIL!

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Question: why did GOD

Question: why did GOD create Husbands? Because Fingers, Candles, Vibrator, Banana, Kheera, Lokkie, Lamba Bangan, cannot pay for SHOPPING.

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Question: why did GOD

Question: why did GOD create Husbands? Because Fingers, Candles, Vibrator, Banana, Kheera, Lokkie, Lamba Bangan, cannot pay for SHOPPING.

138 chars (1 sms)


- interview -

- interview -

Question: To bataiye PANI ke bina insan kese marega?

Answer- Sir, PANI Nahi hoga to insaan tairega kaise? Tairega nai to doob jayega!! den dead...

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It’s a test to check your

It’s a test to check your capability of Mathematics

But you’ve to read this msgfor once only..
Ok!

R u ready??

Here we go


2+7


+9


-5


+4


+8


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+5


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+12


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The question is:how many times did u press the button?
hahaha

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A fat girl is waiting

A fat girl is waiting 4 bus at bus stop.How do u describe this in 1 word? Think!!Itna difficult question nai.
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MOTIVATING ;-)

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a stupid guy:

a stupid guy: "Excuse me sir, what time is it?"
MAN: "It''s 3:15."
a stupid guy: (puzzled look on his face) "You know, it''s the weirdest thing, I have been asking that question all day, and each time I get a different answer."

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Question!Aysi Ki Tessi Kab Hoti Hai ???

Question!Aysi Ki Tessi Kab Hoti Hai ???

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Ans:Jab Lose Motion Lage Hon Aur Pajame Ki Giraah Na Khuley

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son was filling application form.

son was filling application form.

There was a question about mother tongue.


Son! Mai ithay ki likhaan?

Man! likh day putar, VERY LONG.

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One Technical question:

One Technical question:


Where do u find MANGOES..?


NO,it is nt on mango tree


Fruit shop?


NO wrong


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where ever WOMAN goes


Peeche-Peeche MAN goes!

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Question : What do you call

Question : What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is 24 hours a day & seven days a week..?

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Answer : A WidoW... ;->

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Question : What do you call

Question : What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is 24 hours a day & seven days a week..?

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Answer : A WidoW... ;->

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A beggar meets another beggar.

A beggar meets another beggar.
A software engineer meets another software
engineer.
Both of them ask the same question to each other.
What is the question ???

So, Which Platform are you Working on ???

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Question : What is the full-form of Maths?

Question : What is the full-form of Maths?

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Answer : Mentally Affected Teachers Harassing Students.................. ;->

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14 august 2989 aa dil Aaas aaina adawat agra akhtar ali baba allah pak alone altaf ankhein anniversary apno april asad attitude ay dost badmashi Bahon bardey benazir bewafa bewafa nahi Bhai bharosa bichar gay bike blessing boring boys broken heart call cast chad chal chal be chale chand Choot christmas sms chut cigareete come back cool Crying Dadi Dard darji daru dasi defence day dene dirty sms dost dowa drink duwa ehd e wafa eid ka din eid sms eid ul azha emotional english Fahad Faiz flirt flower Forgiveness Friday friends friendship funn funny gadha gand gandu ganj garam pani gareeb gazal Girls good night Hadis hand happy birthday happy new year hate HEAD heaven holi husband hussain i am fine I KISS U I LOVE U If You Really Love Someone Arrange ignore intezar iqbal ishq jaat janaza Jangal Jiger Jism judai jungle ka badshah karachi kare kathi khali hathon ko kabi gor se dekha hai Khat khush khushi lamha larki Laut aao Liar list little love love Love sms lover manz manzil marne marne wale Married masjid masoom maut Meer memon memory mohabbat Mola ali molvi monday mother mulakat Musafar nafrat namaz Naseeb Nawaz sharif pakistan pardesi pareshan Pathan phol picture pindu professor to student Punjabi pyar ramzan rawalpindi register reply rooh sach Sacha pyar sad poetry safar Sagar salary saqi sardar sharab shoaib sick sorry Success sunday takrar Tanhai taxi tears tere hath se tongue twister trust udas udas larki valentine Wapda waqt wasi wife wife sms without you words ya rab mere yaad yakeen ye watan Your heart was frozen ziddi Zindagi
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