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Santa found answer

Santa found answer to the most difficult question ever- What comes first - the chicken or the egg?
O yaar, jiska order pehle doge, vo ayega!

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EXAMS ARE LIKE GIRL FRIEND

EXAMS ARE LIKE GIRL FRIENDS;

1. TOO MANY QUESTIONS.

2. DIFFICULT TO UNDERSTAND.

3. MORE EXPLANATION IS NEEDED.

4. RESULT IS ALWAYS FAIL!

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Question: why did GOD

Question: why did GOD create Husbands? Because Fingers, Candles, Vibrator, Banana, Kheera, Lokkie, Lamba Bangan, cannot pay for SHOPPING.

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Question: why did GOD

Question: why did GOD create Husbands? Because Fingers, Candles, Vibrator, Banana, Kheera, Lokkie, Lamba Bangan, cannot pay for SHOPPING.

138 chars (1 sms)


- interview -

- interview -

Question: To bataiye PANI ke bina insan kese marega?

Answer- Sir, PANI Nahi hoga to insaan tairega kaise? Tairega nai to doob jayega!! den dead...

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It’s a test to check your

It’s a test to check your capability of Mathematics

But you’ve to read this msgfor once only..
Ok!

R u ready??

Here we go


2+7


+9


-5


+4


+8


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+5


-4


+12


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The question is:how many times did u press the button?
hahaha

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A fat girl is waiting

A fat girl is waiting 4 bus at bus stop.How do u describe this in 1 word? Think!!Itna difficult question nai.
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MOTIVATING ;-)

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a stupid guy:

a stupid guy: "Excuse me sir, what time is it?"
MAN: "It''s 3:15."
a stupid guy: (puzzled look on his face) "You know, it''s the weirdest thing, I have been asking that question all day, and each time I get a different answer."

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Question!Aysi Ki Tessi Kab Hoti Hai ???

Question!Aysi Ki Tessi Kab Hoti Hai ???

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Ans:Jab Lose Motion Lage Hon Aur Pajame Ki Giraah Na Khuley

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son was filling application form.

son was filling application form.

There was a question about mother tongue.


Son! Mai ithay ki likhaan?

Man! likh day putar, VERY LONG.

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One Technical question:

One Technical question:


Where do u find MANGOES..?


NO,it is nt on mango tree


Fruit shop?


NO wrong


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where ever WOMAN goes


Peeche-Peeche MAN goes!

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Question : What do you call

Question : What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is 24 hours a day & seven days a week..?

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Answer : A WidoW... ;->

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Question : What do you call

Question : What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is 24 hours a day & seven days a week..?

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Answer : A WidoW... ;->

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A beggar meets another beggar.

A beggar meets another beggar.
A software engineer meets another software
engineer.
Both of them ask the same question to each other.
What is the question ???

So, Which Platform are you Working on ???

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Question : What is the full-form of Maths?

Question : What is the full-form of Maths?

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Answer : Mentally Affected Teachers Harassing Students.................. ;->

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