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Nipa Chowrangi Per 3 Taxi
Or 2 Bus Ko Na Maloom Afraad Ne Roka
Or Us Main Sawaar Hokar
Apne Apne Ghar Chale Gaye.:-D
144 chars (1 sms)
Ek Memon dOctOr k pass gaya aur bOla
k ghar ja kar mareez check karne
k kitne paise Lo ge?
DoctOr: 300 rupay
Memon: Chalein DoctOr sahab..
Ghar pOhnche tOu DoctOr
ne pOocha k mareez kahan hai?
Memon: Mareez kOi nahi hai,
Taxi wala 500 rupay maang raha tha
aur aap 300 mein le aaye
298 chars (2 sms)
Nargis taxi driver se: Daata darbaar chalo gay?
Driver: jee haan
Nargis: kya lo gay?
Driver: paisay
109 chars (1 sms)
Japnese guy visitd Pakistan & took taxi 2 go 2 friend''s house.
On the way,
Toyota pased by.
He told the driver:
Toyota, made in Japan runs very fast.
Then
Honda passed.
He again:
Honda, made in Japan runs very fast.
Then
for Prado,
He again gave same compliment.
Taxi Driver got angry.
When reached the destination,
Taxi driver:
Rs.4,000 Please.
Japnese:Wht?
So much this is.
The angry drivr replied:
Txi meter
Made in Pakistan run fast ;->
502 chars (4 sms)
Nargis taxi driver se: Daata darbaar chalo gay?
Driver: jee haan
Nargis: kya lo gay?
Driver: paisay
113 chars (1 sms)
Japnese guy visitd Pakistan & took taxi 2 go 2 friend''s house.
On the way,
Toyota pased by.
He told the driver:
Toyota, made in Japan runs very fast.
Then
Honda passed.
He again:
Honda, made in Japan runs very fast.
Then
for Prado,
He again gave same compliment.
Taxi Driver got angry.
When reached the destination,
Taxi driver:
Rs.4,000 Please.
Japnese:Wht?
So much this is.
The angry drivr replied:
Txi meter
Made in Pakistan run fast ;->
508 chars (4 sms)