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Mental Hospital Ke Operation Theatre Main
Operation Tayyar
Saman Mojood
Docters Mojood
Nurses Mojood
Laikin Mental
SMS Parhney Main Masroof Hai.
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Hi, How r u?
Are u free Tomorrow?
Can u come to me, Bcoz Tomorow we r Opening a New
"MENTAL HOSPITAL"
Admission Free, Special offer 4 u... ;->
182 chars (2 sms)
I am in hospital now. After 5 minutes,
I will be transferred to a surgery room.
The doctor told me, I will die if I stop RECEIVING YOUR SMS.
143 chars (1 sms)
I am in hospital now. After 5 minutes, I will be transfered to a surgery room. The doctor told me, I will die if I stop RECEIVING YOUR SMS.
I have the “I”,I have the “L”,I have the “O”,I have the “V”,I have the
“E”,… so pls can I have “U”?
You must be a good runner because you are always running in my mind, you must be a good thief because you have stolen my heart, and i am always a bad shooter because I Miss You Always…
431 chars (3 sms)
Luving has 2 phases.
1st Luving the person
bcoz of who he/she is,
2nd Loving the person
despite who he/she is not,
the 1st sparks luV,
the 2nd maks it Last.
175 chars (2 sms)
Luving has 2 phases.
1st Luving the person
bcoz of who he/she is,
2nd Loving the person
despite who he/she is not,
the 1st sparks luV,
the 2nd maks it Last.
175 chars (2 sms)
Test Of Love Is Not When
We Are Together
It Comes When
We Are Not Together
And
Realize That Despite The Distance
= Love Still There =
152 chars (1 sms)
Falling In Luv Wid Sum1
Isn''t Always Gonna B
Easy
Anger, Tears,
Laughter,
Its Whn U Wanna B
2gether Despite It All
Thts Whn U Truly Love
Another ...
158 chars (1 sms)
While Dad Was Polishing His New Car,
His 4 Yr Old Son Picked Stone & Scratched Lines On The Side Of The Car.
In His Anger, Dad Took The Child''s Hand & Hit It Many Times, Not
Realizing He Was Using A Wrench.
At The Hospital, His Child Said "Dad When Will My Fingers Grow Back?"
Dad Was So Hurt.
He Went Back To Car And Kicked It A Lot Of Times.
Sitting Back He Looked At The Scratches, Child Wrote "I LOVE YOU DAD"
Anger And Love Has No Limits...
483 chars (4 sms)
i may seldom tell u how special u are,
i may not be able to reach u
because
we''re both busy,
but in spite of all,
u know u are someone
i really miss & care about.
170 chars (2 sms)
In a Hospital two Nurses were discussing about the New Doctor..
1st Nurse: He Dresses very well.
2nd Nurse: ... And very Quickly too... =P ;->
151 chars (1 sms)
"The greatest happiness of life is the conviction that we are loved,loved for ourselves,or rather loved in spite of ourselves"
127 chars (1 sms)
Nurse - Mubarak Ho
Aap k Ghar larka Peda
Hua Hy
Sardar g - Wah g Wah
Kia Technology Hy, B.V
Meri Hospital Me Hy
Aur Bacha Mere Ghar
Peda Hua Hy ... ;->
164 chars (2 sms)
Police-Instead of hospital why did u take
ur wife to COMEDY MOVIE during pregnancy
Sardar- ALL the child were crying when they born,
this time I want my child to laugh so i take my wife TO CINEMA... ;->
211 chars (2 sms)
| = = = TodAyzZz ThOuGhT = = = |
Flirting Is D Only Job In The World
That A Man Cannot Include In His Bio-Data
Despite Having Years Of Experience & Numbers Of Refrences . . .
182 chars (2 sms)