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Care is 1 main ingredient tht keeps closeness alive despite
distance & schedule. Since I can''t always c u, let my care b
with u 4ever & ever...
GoOd MoRnInG . . .:)
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Lyf is lyk a Bicycle,
d moment V stop pedaling,
V start losing momentum.
If V coast for too long,
V fall Resolve 2 press on inspite of all Ur distractions
Gud a.m
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Despite the Old saying "Don"t Take Your Troubless &
Worries To Bed" Most of the People still sleep with their
wives!!! WHAT A CRAZY WORLD, Good Night.
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Ishq mein yeh anjam paya hey
Hath paon totay munh se laho aaya hey
Hospital pohanche to nurse ne yeh farmaya
BAHARO PHOOL BARSAO MERA MEHBOOB AYA HEY
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"Greatness inspires envy
Envy engenders spite.
Spite spawns fallacies"
............ .
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Husband wanted to call the hospital
to ask about his pregnant wife,
but accidently called the cricket stadium.
He asks, “How’s the situation?”
He was shocked & nearly died on hearing the reply.
They said, “It’s fine. 3 are out,
hope to get another 7 out by lunch,
last one was a duck!”..:-P
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A Chini was in hospital.
SANTA went to meet him.
Chini said “CHING CHONG, MOU.CHU CHA” & died.
SANTA went china 2 know the meaning,
that was:-
KUTTE OXYGN K PIPE SE PAIR Utha.
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Police:Instead of hospital why did u take ur wife to COMEDY MOVIE during pregnancy
Sardar: ALL the child were crying when they born
I want my child to laugh so i take my wife TO CINEMA
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in HOSPITAL
aaa ja tainon akhian udeek dian
dil wajan marda
aaa ja bijliay wasta e bimar da
aaa ja tainon akhian udeek dian
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I''ve written a poem for you: Twinkle twinkle little star, you should know what you are, and once you know what you are, Mental hospital is not so far.
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Funny Definitions!!!! College : A place where papa pays beta plays. Discipline : Word which is missing from students dictionary. Hostel : Modern hospital, visited by special patients, suffering from a disease called studies. Pocket : That which is mostly empty except for the first few days of the month.
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A Rose Is Always A Rose
Either It Is Planted In A Gold Pot Or In A Mud
Same Way You Will Always Be My Friend
Either You Are In Central Jail
Or In Mental Hospital
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1 day u’ll B srprisd 2 c ME beside U.
U & ME laughing,
U & ME crying,
U & ME dreaming,
U & ME holding on,
U & ME…
just U & ME sitting in a MENTAL HOSPITAL & ME CHECKING U.
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mental hospital k opretion thetor me opretion tayar
saman mojod
doctor mojod
narsen mojod
mgr pagal sms parhne me masrof.;-
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1 sardar ki Maa ki tabiyat kharab thi.
jab hospital le gaye to doctor ne bola k
TEST hongy,
Sardar bola
In ki umar ziyada ha,
TEST nahi,
1 DAY ya 20/20 Karwa lo
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