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Yestrdy my mobile had an accident with MOTOROLA and admitted to LG hospital near SAMSUNG chowk.
Dr.NOKIA said
"Matter is serious.Sms needed"
So plz donate SMS.....
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Why Pakistan is not progressing ...?
Because out of Population of 16 Crore ...
-4 crore retired.
-2 Crore in State Govt.
-2 crore in central. Govt. (who dont work)
-1 crore IT prof. ( they dont work for Pakistan)
-2 crore are under 5 yrs.
-3 crore are unemployed.
-1.2 crore you can find anytime in Hospitals.
-Statistics says that 79,99,998 people anytime in jail.
- REST LEFT TWO YOU & ME..
- AT PRESENT YOU ARE BUSY READING MY SMS..
- SO HOW CAN I HANDLE PAKISTAN ALONE.....
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What is the height of kind heartedness?
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Its "me" messaging u
inspite of d busy schedule!
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Man calls mental hospital & asks if there is anybody in Room 27.
Lady checks & tells him that the room is empty.
Man: Good,that means I have really escaped.
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Ek Fauji Ki Mehbooba Nurse Ban Gayi
Tou Fauji Ne Us Ko Khat Likha
''''Darling Mujhe Ye Jaan Kr Bohat Khusi Hui K Tum Nurse Ban Gayi Ho. . . Me Khda Se Dua Krta Hoon K Kisi Haadse Me Zakhmi Ho Ker Tumhare Hospital Pohanch Jaon''''
Kuch Din Baad Mehbooba Ka Khat Aaya
''''Haadsa Tou Nahi Ko Mau''jza Hii Tumhain Mere Paas La Sakta Hai Kyun K Meri Duty METERNITY HOSPITAL Me Hai'''' ;->
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Once during the tea break between india and pakistan match....
Afridi wanted biscuits wid his tea...
Inspite of asking Sachin for the biscuits who was close by to the biscuits plate... He called Inzy who was standin far away....
why so...?
socho.....
socho socho.........
coz "HAQ SE MANGO PRIYA GOLD"... ;-
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What is the height of kind heartedness?
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Its "me" messaging u
inspite of d busy schedule!
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Chitee comes to the hospital where Haathi is admitted.... She knows the elephant is in a critical condition and in the ICU... The doctor tells the ant that she is not allowed to meet the Haathi.... what does the ant reply ?????
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"thats ok, i am not here to visit, I''m here to donate blood !!"
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When Grandma Is Unable To Paint Her Toe Nails As She Cant Bend
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Then Grandpa Paints Them 4 Her In spite Of His Backache ...
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A Rose Is Always A Rose
Either It Is Planted In A Gold Pot Or In A Mud
Same Way You Will Always Be My Frnd Either You Are In Central Jail
Or In Mental Hospital
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Ek Sahab Tez Chaltay Ja Rahay Thay,
Ek Larki Ko DeKh Kr Ruk Gaye Or Bolay
"Mainay Apko Pehlay Kahin Dekha Hai"
Girl Answer:Yes! I''m Nurse In Mental Hospital;-)
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shikwa naheen kissi sey kissi sey ghilla naheen,
mental hospital walon ko tu ab tak milla naheen
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Children
Are Natural Mimics
Who Act Like
Their Parents,
Despite
Every Effort To Teach Them
Good Manners ... ;->
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AgAr iNsAn Ki RaGo mAi KhOoN Ki jAgA PetRoL HotA !
AhAm kHaBrEn :
Aj Ek AdMi K gOLi LaGi aUr KiSi Ne UsKo HosPiTaL nA pHoNcHaYa aUr sAb pEtrOL jAmA kArTe RaHe
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Think Diffrnt
Do Diffrnt
Make Diffrnt
Achieve Diffrnt
Speak Diffrnt
Then Only You Can Get
A Easy Entry To:
-Mental Hospitl
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