Search Results for 'cool'
A true friend is like a cool shadow of tree
When you get tired of hot weather
You sit under this shadow of friendship
"Be my true friend for always"
155 chars (1 sms)
I GIVE U CLOUDS AS BED
MOON AS PILLOW
STARS AS LIGHT
COOL BREEZE ON UR SIDE
ANGEL SING MELODIES
CLOSE UR EYES N SLEEP
GOOD NIGHT
128 chars (1 sms)
pathan went for interview
officer:tell me the opposite of ''DAY'
pathan:night
officer:cool
pathan:warm
officer:ugly
pathanpichli
officer:I said ''UGLY''
pathan:I said ''PICHLI''
officer:Oh my god.
pathan:Oh my devil.
officer:Get out
Pathan:Come in
officer:U r rejected.
pathan:I m selected.
officer:keep quiet.
pathan:speak tight.
Officer:Go to hell
Pathan:come to paradise.
officer:nikal ja jahil kahi kay.
pathan:ander aao laiq yahe kay.
officer:police ko bhulao.
pathan:fauj ko bhulao.
officer:uffff
pathan:tuffff
officer:purrrr.
pathan:turrrrrrrrrrrr.
kuch b kar le tera baap bab mujhe fail nahi kar sakta.
611 chars (4 sms)
'"Cold Water" and "Hot Iron" removes the Wrinkles From Clothes.
Same way,
The cool Mind & Warm Heart remove worries of life...'
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Guy A: "I'm Going To Bring My Wife To Australia For Our 20th Anniversary."
Guy B: "Oh.. That's Cool. What About Ur 25th Anniversary?"
Guy A: "I Will Go Back To Australia To Bring Her Back." :
193 chars (2 sms)
Height of behaving cool
Professor to student:
Nalayak, class me baate Q kar raha hy
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Student: Sir, mere messages free nhi hy esliye
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Two Guys Are Chatting..
Guy A: “I’m Going To Bring My Wife To Australia For Our 20th Anniversary.”
Guy B: “Oh.. That’s Cool. What About Ur 25th Anniversary?”
Guy A: “I Will Go Back To Australia To Bring Her Back.” :)
219 chars (2 sms)
" Health Tips "
1. Answer The Phone By Lert Ear.
2. Do Not Drink Tea 3 Times In Day.
3. Do Not Take Pills With Cool Water.
( New Chain Of Health Messages )
168 chars (2 sms)
Minutes r small,Hrs are less,Days are short,
Months are few,Years r not enough to be with you,
i can take 10 more Briths if I get a cool friend like you
155 chars (1 sms)
u may b a boy
or a gurl
u may fart alot
u may b fat
u may talk a lot
u may think u r the king...
or the queen
u may b bad
or u cud b gud
u may b in the circus
or work as a D.J
u may b weird
or u may b cool
u may hav weird tastes
u may b fit
but u r still my friend
AYEE SAMJH!!!
327 chars (3 sms)
FAKE FRIENDS: dnt worry evrythng vl b alright
REAL FRIENDS:
galti ki ha ab bhugat.hr jaga zalel hi krwae
FAKE FRIENDS:u r lookng dashing
REAL FRIENDS:
kbi dhang k kapre b pehen lia kr,
hamesha malang hi bna raen
FAKE FRIENDS:Ur dress z cool
REAL FRIENDS:Kis se le k pehna ha
FAKE FRIENDS:Its alright i''ll pay
REAL FRIENDS:Tera wallet ghr re gya hoga
tuney mra walet jo dekh lia ha.
ab tje apna kahan nazr ae ga.
445 chars (3 sms)
A touch of green i send to u.
A drop of blue to cool the hue.
A tinge of red for warmth
&
zest for a colorful HOLI!
Happy & colorful Holi
143 chars (1 sms)
A BiG pOt FuLl Of
WaTeR
cAn Be EmPtIeD By
A sMaLl HoLe ...
EvEn
A lItTlE aNgEr Or EgO
WiLl BuRn Up
AlL tHe NoBiLiTy Of A
gOoD hEaRt ...
StAy CoOl n CaLm ... (=
171 chars (2 sms)
Be Simple
But Look Stylish
Be Tough
But Look Soft
Be Tensed
But Look Cool
Be A Beginner
But Look Winner
That\''s d Way Of
LIFE
LIFE Has No
\"Pause Buttons\"
DREAMS Have No
\"Expiry Date\"
Time Has No
\"Holiday\"
So
Don\''t Waste A Single
Moment In Your Life ... :)
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i message
recieved
1
cool person
sent it
1
fool is
reading it
1
fool is
angry
1
fool is
still reading
1
fool will frwd thid
msg to another fool
188 chars (2 sms)