Agar Mere Ko Pata Hota
Ik Haryanvi ne bank se car loan liya. Voh loan vapis nahi kar paya. Bank vale uss ki car le gaye.
Funny Haryanvi: Agar mere ko yeh pata hota to mein apni shaadi ke liye bhi loan leta.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 878 views
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