Dinse kitne tarah ke hote hai?

TEACHR- dinse kitne tarah ke hote hai?

Boy- Past, Present, Future.
Tchr- very good. exmpl do,

Boy- Kal apke beti ko dekha ,
Aj pyar karta hu,
Kal bhaga ke le jaunga.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 991 views
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