Ghalib ne girlfriend ko date per bulaya wo late aayi,

Girl: Am I late ?

Ghalib: Falak pe chand sitaron ko neend aa rahi hai,

Doosri ka time ho gaya hai, tu ab aa rahi hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 818 views

A man joined a big Multi National Company

A man joined a big Multi National Company as a trainee.

On his first day, he dialed the kitchen and shouted into the phone: “Get me a cup of coffee, quickly!”

The voice from the other side responded: “You fool; you’ve dialled the wrong extension! Do you know who you’re talking to?

“No” replied the trainee.

“It’s the Managing Director of the company, you idiot!”

The trainee shouted back: “And do you know who YOU are talking to, you IDIOT?”

“No!” replied the Managing Director angrily.

“Thank God!” replied the trainee and kept the phone down…..

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Looking at clock

Teacher: Will you stop looking at the clock at the
wall and pay attention?
Pupil: Time will pass, but will you?

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Santa 2 Police: Kal rath chor mere ghar se

Santa 2 Police: Kal rath chor mere ghar se TV ke alava sab samaan le gaye
Police:TV kyon nahi legaya?
Santa:TV to me dekh raha tha is liye.

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

Phool wala: Sahab ye phol apni girl frnd k liye lejyen

Phool wala: Sahab ye phol apni girl frnd k liye lejyen

Admi: meri koi girl frnd nhn

Phol wala: phr apni mengatar k lia lejyen

Admi: meri koi mengatar bi nhn

Phol wala: phr apni biwi k lia lejyen

Admi: meri koi biwi b nhn

Phol wala: Ae dunya k khush qismat insan! Meri taraf se yeh phool Muft leja.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Funny

Ek Pathan SCHEME Wali Bottle ka Dhakan,

Baar Baar Khol Kar Dekh Raha Tha.


Kisi Ne Pucha: Kya Hua?


Pathan: Khocha! Dhakkan Main Likha Hai "Try Again

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)