Santa Professor Called a Plumber but why??

Santa Singh professor asked a plumber to come to his college. U know Why? Because he wanted to check from where the question paper is leaking…

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 577 views
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pathan suddenly woke up n said mey zindah hon.

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Mera dost ghar aa raha hai...

Boy: mom, aaj mera dost ghar AA raha hai….

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Santa: “Bhai Sahab, Agar Aap Start Nahi Ho Rahe Te Pichhe Se Dhakka Laga Du?“

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Pappu: “Sikhega?”

Golu: “Haan Haan Bilkul”

Pappu: “Toh Aisa Ker Ek Paper Le Uska Jahaz Bana Aur Ussko Class Mein Uda De, Madam Ke Puchne Par Kisi Ladki Ka Naam Laga De Bas Fas Gayi Ladki“

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Boy:i love you and i want to mary u.

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Banta: Truck dekh kar tum kaampte kyon ho?

Santa: Ek truck driver meri biwi lekar bhaag gaya tha, har baar lagta hai jaise usko vapas karne aya hai.

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Muje awaz de lena

Muje awaz de lena

Kabi icecream lao to

Kabi murghi pkao to

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wallet men maal ziada ho

Jo shopping ka irada ho

Muje awaz de lena

Tumhare dress unfit ho

Make up ki extra kit ho

Mujhe awaz de lena

Kabi concert pe jana ho

Kahin hular mchana ho

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Zra na tm ghabrana

Muje awaz de lena

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On the first day of school, the Kindergarten teacher said, "If anyone has to go to the bathroom, hold up two fingers."

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difference

Do u know what is difference Between radio and akhbar?
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Simple
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Akhbaar me hum rotyaan bech sakte hain and radio mai nahin :P

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