Santa: mai tere mobile se apni girl
Santa: mai tere mobile se apni girl friend ko sms bheju,
dekhte hain kya kahti hai?
Banta: No yar, agar usne handwriting pehchan li to…?
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 873 views
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Gandhi went to gym at the age of 24. One of his
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Tabhi se bapu ne shirt pehenna chor diya.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
DECENT THOUGHT 4 ALL THE GIRLS
Agar "Husband BHAGWAN saman hota hai"
toh..
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"BOY FRIEND bhi Chota-Mota DEVTA mana hi ja sakta hai "!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Tech: jab bijli chamkti ha to hum ko roshni pehly aorawaz bad me Q ati ha?
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ek baar aadmi ne bhagwan se kaha,
“aapne aurat ko itna sundar kyon banaya hai?”
Bhagwan bole,”taki tum unse pyaar kar sako.”
Aadmi bola, “ to phir unhe itna bevkoof kyon banaya hai?”
bhagwan ne jawab diya, “taki wo tumse pyaar kar sake.”
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Nurse: Mubarak Ho Khan Sab
Aap K Ghar Larka Peda Hua Hai
Pathan : O Mera Khuda
Ye Kesa Technology Hai,
B.V Mera Hospital Main Hai
Or Bacha Ghar Peda Hua Hay
by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Ram scooterwaale se: tumhe teek se signal dena aata nahi hai kya?
Scooterwaala: kyu?
Ram: pehle left signal diye aur baad me right de rahe ho, lekin seede hi jaa rahe ho.
Scooterwaala: arey bhai, mujhe seedhe jaana tha. lekin galti se left signal kiya. phir use cancel karne ke liye right signal diya. to sahi kiya na?
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After Eating Fish Santa Don't Drink Water
Why? Because
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Galileo used 2 study in small lamp,
Graham bell used 2 study in candle,
shakespear used 2 study in stret lite.
Mujhe samaj mein nahi aata..
sale din mein jakh marte the kya?
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