Sardar: sarab pikar scooter se 1 arthi
se takra gya. dead body gir gyi log
sardarji ko pitne lge. Sardar-jo gir gya
vo to kuch bol nhi rha tum khi ke don
ho kya

by khalid hussain (few years ago!) / 813 views

Dockter ki hadayat

Wife:kiun g jab bi me ap k pas ati hun ap chashma pehan lete hain..;->

husband:docter ne kaha hai jab sar dard aae to chashma pehan lena.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Customer to waiter

Customer to waiter: Everyday you charge me money for a cup of coffee. How wonderful it would be if you serve me coffee free of cost today.

Waiter: Sir, everyday you drink coffee from a filled cup. How wonderful it would be if you drink from an empty cup today !!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Torch Theek Hai

After finishing MBBS, Dr. Munna starts his practice.

He checked 1st patient's eyes, tongue & ears by torch & finallly said..

Bole To.. Torch Theek hai..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

7 TYPES OF GIRLS

THERE ARE BASICALLY 7 TYPES OF GIRLS:::::::::::::::::::
1.HARD DISK GIRLS:
remember everything forever.
2.RAM GIRLS:
forgets about you the moment you turn her off.
3.SACREENSAVER GIRLS:
just for looking.
4.INTERNET GIRLS :
difficult to access.
5.SERVER GIRLS:
always busy when you needed.
6.MULTIMEDIA GIRLS:
makes horrible things looks beautiful.
7.VIRUS GIRLS:
these type of girls are normaly called
::WIFE::
once enters in your system don,t leave even after format.

by Choudhry Asim (few years ago!)

btao wo konsi

Wife Sitaray Dekhte Hue Boli:
Batao Wo Konsi Cheez Hai
Jo Tum Roz Dekhtay Ho Lekin Torr Nahi Saktay? ^_^
Husband:
Tumhara mooh -.- …

by A. Sami (few years ago!)