A news story said the police caught a guy trying to cash a phony check and took him down to the station. While the officers were distracted, the crook grabbed the check off the desk and swallowed it.

No problem: the police waited five or six hours and then charged the guy with passing a bad check.Twice.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 708 views

in Indian Sardar ji & a Pakistani

in Indian Sardar ji & a Pakistani were in Titanic. Titanic was sinking.

Pakistani: How much the earth is far from here?

Indian Sardar Ji: 2 kilo meter.

The Pakistani jumped into the sea and asked again: ...in which direction?

Indian Sardar Ji: Downwards.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Any Key

I was trying to teach this sales person (for automated entrance system) how to enter his letters into Word Perfect.
I told him to select Word Perfect from his menu and when he did it gave him the opening screen which said, 'Press any key to continue...'

He looked at the keyboard for awhile then asked me, 'Where is the 'any' key?'

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Sardar ne A to Z English sikhi

Sardar ne A to Z English sikhi….!!!

.

A:
Apple
B:
Bara Apple
C:
Chota Apple
D:
Doosra Apple
E:
Ek hor Apple
F:
Fer Apple
G:
Ganda Apple
H:
Hara Apple
I:
India da Apple
J:
Japani Apple
K:
Kharab Apple
L:
Laal Apple
M:
Mitha Apple
Nawan Apple
O:
Oooo…! Apple
P
Pakka Apple
Q:
Quetta da Apple
R:
Rall mil k khaan aala Apple
S:
Saada Apple
T:
Twada Apple
U:
Unna da Apple
V:
Vekho Apple
W:
Wadda Apple
X:
X-xtra Apple
Y:
Yellow Apple
Z:
Zndabad Apple

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Yaar raat Me Suraj kaha chala Jata he??

Santa:Yaar raat Me Suraj kaha chala Jata he??

Banta:Suraj kahi nahi jata he
Sirf andhere ki
Wajah se hum use
Dekh nahi paate...

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Sardar

Bank Manager 2 Sardar: What is Cyclone?

Bank Manager 2 Sardar:

What is Cyclone?

Sardar smiled and Proudly

answered:

Cyclone is a small loan given by a bank to purchase a cycle!

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)