Teacher: Batao cold drink
Nuqsan deti he ya faida?

Student: ager koi pila de
To faida agr plani pr jae
To nuqsan;
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O My God I Am So
Intelligent

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 596 views

Humey garibon k sath pyar se

Teacher: Humey garibon k sath pyar se paish aana chahiye.
Student: Acha ab samjh me aaya.
Teachr: Kya?
Studnt: Yahi k papa aksar Padosan ko galay q lagate hain.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Murgi to anday

Murgi to anday deti hai.

Anday to sufaid hote hein.

Sufaid to dood bhi hota hai.

Dood to bhains deti hai.

Bhains to kali hoti hai.

Kala to bangali bhi hota hai.

Bangali to paan khaata hai.

Paan to laal hota hai.

Laal to gulaab bhi hota hai.

Gulab mein to Kaantein hote hein.

Kantein to machli mein bhi hote hein.

Machli to pani mein terti hai.

Pani mein to insan bhi tera hai.

Insan to lamba hota hai.

Lamba to mera ye Sms bhi hai.

Mujhe to deemagh khana tha.

Ha ha ha

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Boy: My Father's name is LAUGHING

Boy: My Father's name is LAUGHING and my Mother's name is SMILING.

Teacher: You must be Kidding?

Boy: No, that's my brother. I am JOKING.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Rakesh suna hai

Master- “Rakesh, suna hai, tumhare ghar me naya baby aaya hai?”

Rakesh- “Ji, naya kyo kehte hai aap? Jab rota hai
to aisa lagta hai ki barso se rona seekhta raha hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

CONSTABLE:SIR

CONSTABLE:SIR,KL RAT KEDIYO NE JAIL ME RAMAYN KI TI.
JAILR:TO ESME PARESAN HONE KI KYA BAT HE?

CONS:SR,HNUMAN BNA KAIDI ABI TK SANJIVNI LEKAR WAPAS NAHI AYA.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)