Heart Transplant
A new arrival, about to enter hospital, saw two
white coated doctors searching through the flower
beds.
"Excuse me," he said, "have you lost something?"
"No," replied one of the doctors. "We're doing a
heart transplant for an income-tax inspector and
want to find a suitable stone."
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 762 views
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