Snta Pe Bijli Ki Taar Gir Gayi

Snta Pe Bijli Ki Taar Gir Gayi:
Snta Tdp Tdp k Mrne Hi Wala Tha.

Ki

Use Yad Aya,
Bijli to 2 Din Se Bnd h. Wapas uth gya or bola, ' Sala! dara diya.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 497 views
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