Pahtan-
Aaj mera roza toot gya
.
Major Rohail-
Who kese?
.
Pathan-
Hum ne aaj ghalti se
Purane time k
Hesab se roza Iftar kr lya

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 1063 views

Museum administrator:

Museum administrator: That's a 500 year old statue you've broken. Banta Singh: Thank God! I thought it was a new one!

by khalid hussain (few years ago!)

Ek dost nay dosray dost say pocha,

Ek dost nay dosray dost say pocha, "batao, wo konsi jaga hay jehan baap betay ko bhool jaata hay aor
beta baap ko?"

Dosray dost nay kaha,
"shaadi k moqay par".

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Teacher asks student

Teacher asks student: What is the half of 8?

Student: Miss horizontally or vertically?

Teacher: What do mean?

Student: Horizontally it is 0 and vertically it is

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

1 larka tha diwana Ca

1 larka tha diwana Ca,mobile le kr phirta tha,nzren joka k,mobile me kuch dekha krta thi,jab b milta thi muj se, Bas yehi pocha krta tha,Ye on kesay hota hai?

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Gabbar: Kitne admi they

Gabbar: Kitne admi they?
Sambha: Sardar 2
Gabbar: Mujhe ginti nahin aati, 2 kitne hote hain?
Samba: Sardar 2, 1 ke baad aata hai
Gabbar: Aur 2 se pehle?
Samba: 2 se pehle 1 aata hai.
Gabbar: To beech mein kaun ata hai?
Samba: Beech mein koi nahi aata
Gabbar:: To phir dono ek saath kyun nahin aate?
Samba: 1 k baad hi 2 aa sakta hai, kyun ki 2, 1 se
bada hai.
Gabar: 2, 1 se kitna bada hai?
Samba: 2, 1 se 1 bada hai.
Gabbar: Agar 2, 1 se 1 bada hai to 1, 1 se kitna
bada hai?
Samnba: Sardar maine aapka namak khaya hai,
mujhe goli maar do

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)