Biwi ka sadqa
Aik Memon Apni Bv Ka Sadqa Utarta Hay
10 Rs Ka Or Us Main
90 Dal Kr Mobile Card Load Kar Leta Hay
Bv Pochti Hy Ye Kya Kia?
Memon:
Sadqa Gharib Govt Ko Chala Gya
Aur Balance Meray Pas Agya.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 691 views
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