Tum Kitnay Saal K Ho?

Billi: Tum Kitnay Saal K Ho?
Hathi: 3 Saal Ka Hu.
Billi: 3 Saal K Ho Our Itnay Baray Kesay?
Hathi: Nido Peeta Hu.
Sehat Ki 10 Khoobiyo Wala.
Tumhari Umar Kya Ha?
Billi: 30 Saal.
Hathi: 30 Saal Ki Our Itni Choti?
Billi: Fair&lovely Use Karti Hu.
Umar Ka Pata Hi Nahi Chalta ;)

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 1126 views
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