Bade ho kar kya banoge

Teacher-Bade ho kar kya banoge
Snta-Papa kehte h jitna chahe padho
wo nahi ban sakate jochahte ho
Teacher-Kya banna chahte ho
Snta-Lady Doctor

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 851 views
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