Teacher-Bade ho kar kya banoge
Snta-Papa kehte h jitna chahe padho
wo nahi ban sakate jochahte ho
Teacher-Kya banna chahte ho
Snta-Lady Doctor

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 783 views

Munna: Bolay to darad kahan hai apko?

Munna: Bolay to darad kahan hai apko?
Patient (F): Pooray badan mien hai

Munna: Yeh kaisay ho sakta hai ray, kuch detail batao.
Patient: Tocuhes her right knee and says here, then touches her earlobe and says here, then touches her left cheek and says here, etc.
Munna: Aesay hi khaali peeli tension de reli hai, teri finger mien dard hai.

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

give me gift free

Sardar starts shouting in a store......
Where is my free gift with this oil? Shopkeeper : There is nothing free
with this
Sardar: It is written CHOLESTEROL FREE.

by Rizwan Ajmal (few years ago!)

Begam ek cup garma-garam

013:” wife..
Husband:” Begam ek cup garma-garam chai bna
do
jara..
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Wife:” kyyaaaaa..??
Zara phir kehna..
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Husband:” maine kaha g, ek cup chai bana dun
aapko..???

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Musharraf: Jab main paida hua tha

Musharraf: Jab main paida hua tha to military valon ne 51 topen chalai.

Funny Indian Kid: Kamal hai ji, sabka nishana chook gaya?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

26. Bird asked a bee

26. Bird asked a bee, u work so hard 2 get honey n people steal. dont u feel sad?

Bee-no,coz they can never steal my art of making honey.

Moral:
... Insaan kya.....
kutta, billi, makkhi, jisko dekho wo aajkal philosphy jhaad raha hai....:D :P :p

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)