Museum administrator:
Museum administrator: That's a 500 year old statue you've broken. Banta Singh: Thank God! I thought it was a new one!
by khalid hussain (few years ago!) / 553 views
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Jo hamesha hasta rehta hai usko HUSMUKH kehte hai.
Aur jiska hasna hi bilkul bandh ho gaya hai usse kya kehte hai?
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HUSBAND :
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Ek bar ek chitti ne Hathani ke kan mein kuch kaha toh hathni behos ho gayi.
Phir kisine chitti se pucha ke tune kya kaha?
Chitti Boli: Maine itna hi kaha ke “Main tumhare bacche ki maa banne wali hoon!”
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Nahi kar rahi,
Woh bandh hai.
Santa: Jaldi Se Hat Jao! Brakes Bhi Kaam Nahi Kar
Rahe Hain. :-)
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Jeeti howi bazi to har koi jeet leta hai
misbah
jo hari bazi jita de use shahid afridi kehte hain
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After some days george bush calls rabri devi & told her "ae sasoora angreji nahin seekh sakat hai
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ye baat sun kar Mere haathon se Gol Gappa hi
gir gya
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jab gol gappe wala bola
"Please give your feedback on Our Facebook
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
karan johar ka kamal :
Kuch kuch hota hai : Luv ur friends
K3g : Luv ur parents
Kal ho na ho : Luv ur neighbours
Kabhi alvida na kehna : Luv other’s wife.
by A. Sami (few years ago!)
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Wife: No! Why?
Sardar: In London a lady asked me “are you a foreigner?”
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
muna ammi kaha ja rehien hain,
Ammi:beta main bazaar ja rehi hun,
Muna: “ammi main bi chalon ga”,
Ammi: “magar beta tum ne kal hi to kapre kharede hain”,
Muna: “ammi humhare teacher kehte hain ke roz naha kar naye kapre pehnte hain”.
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
CIRCUIT : Bhai, Bapu ne bola tha ke kabhi jhoot nehin bolna mangta hai. Apun aaj se kabhi jhoot nehin bolega Bhai.
MUNNA BHAI : Aye Circuit, woh Sabrina ka baap aya hai tere ko dund rehla hai.
CIRCUIT : Bhai usko bolo apun gaoon gayea hai, kheti karne ko.
MUNNA BHAI : Par Circuit, abhi to tu bola kabhi jhoot nehin bolega.
CIRCUIT :Bhai, apun jhoot nehin bolega, par tum to bol sakta hai na.
by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)