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SWEETEST EXCUSE; A kid gets 0 mark in a paper. Father angrily say wat is this? Kid replies:techer k pass STARS khatam ho gaye to PLENET dene shuru kar diye…!
by Zia Rasool (few years ago!) / 560 views
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Ek sharabi ne bahut zyada sharab pee le. Jab woh ghar aaya to uss ne jeb se chabi nikali aur tala ko kholney laga.
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Uss shaks ne sharabi ke pass ja kar kaha, lao chabi tala main khol deta hoon
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