Sindhi Aur Bhoot
Sindhi ko bhoot charh gaya ,
3 din baad bhoot khud ek ojha k paas gaya aur bola,
Ojha sahab mujhe bahar Nikalo..! Warna me to bhookha hi mar jaon ga.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1030 views
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