High class Insult

High class Insult
Ek ladki apni pic upload kar k likhti hai,"hi frends, kaisi lag rahi hu"
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A boy commented- tere baap ne 15-20 hazar ka mob. diya hai, to ghar me 500rs. ka sheesha b lagaya hoga.. usme dekh le hamse kyu puchti hai bhutni kahi ki

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 849 views
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