Aao Race Lagaty Hain
Pathan:
Aao Race Lagaty Hain
Jo Haara Wo Ek Hazar Rupe Dega
Sardar:
Lekin Mujhe Rasta Nahi Maloom
Pathan:
Bus Tum Meray Peechay Peechay Rehna
Sardar:
Thanks Yar
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