Aao Race Lagaty Hain

Pathan:
Aao Race Lagaty Hain
Jo Haara Wo Ek Hazar Rupe Dega

Sardar:
Lekin Mujhe Rasta Nahi Maloom

Pathan:
Bus Tum Meray Peechay Peechay Rehna

Sardar:
Thanks Yar

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!) / 930 views
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