Pathan ke ghar chor agia
Pathan ne daikha tu chor bhaag gia
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Pathan chor ke peche bhagty bhagty agay nekal gia
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Pathan: Ek to chori oper se "RACE" lagata hai hamary sath

by Mohammad Awais Rashid (few years ago!) / 577 views

A man joined a big Multi National Company

A man joined a big Multi National Company as a trainee.

On his first day, he dialed the kitchen and shouted into the phone: “Get me a cup of coffee, quickly!”

The voice from the other side responded: “You fool; you’ve dialled the wrong extension! Do you know who you’re talking to?

“No” replied the trainee.

“It’s the Managing Director of the company, you idiot!”

The trainee shouted back: “And do you know who YOU are talking to, you IDIOT?”

“No!” replied the Managing Director angrily.

“Thank God!” replied the trainee and kept the phone down…..

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

gana shuru kiya

3 chhipkliyan diwar pe chal rahi thein.
Ek ne gana shuru kiya
Jaisey hi gana band kiya baki ke do gir padein!
Bolo kyon?
Stupid eis liye
Baki dono ne tali bajai…

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

yaar meina compeny ke computer ko jor jor se chalaya

Sardar saying to his friend- yaar meina compeny
ke computer ko jor jor se chalaya button dabaya to
computer bolta he
“what r u doing”. Meine computer ko na main
switch se band ker diya or bhag gaya.
Dusra Dost- kyon?
Sardar yaar computer has a good mind wo Malik ko
bata dega to…

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Arz kiya hai..... . .

Arz kiya hai.....

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Khidki se dekha to sadak par koi nahi tha,

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wah wah..!! wah wah..!!!

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gaur farmaiyega.....

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Khidki se dekha to sadak par koi nahi tha...

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Sadak par jake dekha to khidki pe koi nahi tha

by imran (few years ago!)

Ek beautiful girl profesor se

Ek beautiful girl profesor se "mai exam me pass hone k liye kuchh bhi kar sakti hu"..

Prof- kuch bhi

G.-ya Prof-kuch bhi

Gr- ya prof-" To padh le beti..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)