Love wo ha

Love wo hai jab ham ek nariyal me
2 pipe dal k peete hai..
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But..
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Dosti wo hai jab ham ek nariyal me
ek pipe dalkar apne dost se kehtehai
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"Le be bhikhari pura mat pee liyo:p

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 572 views
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